Evil rich parents hire disabled people to skip lines at disneyland

[Dial_tone]

Now that's some job creation.

 

[ceo]

Obama didn't do that!

 

[-SD-]

Moral of the story is dont be a broke dick and you wont have to wait in line all day

 

[WoodyO]

Technically you can get a fast pass for just about every ride at Disneyland (at no extra cost) and never wait more than a couple minutes.

 

[mrplunkey]

Technically you can get a fast pass for just about every ride at Disneyland (at no extra cost) and never wait more than a couple minutes.

Disney does something where you can check in and walk away from the line, but I believe you still have to wait.

It's Islands of Adventure that lets you blow through the queues I believe.

Sad story: We did a sales meeting on a Disney resort (which was surprisingly cool) in January where they offered us a session on "The Disney Way". One of the things they discussed was the Fast Pass process and we ripped on it. But then we also ripped on the "Princess Experience" and on their tattoo policy. Come to think of it, I guess we're just assholes.

 

[UA_Iron]

Disney does something where you can check in and walk away from the line, but I believe you still have to wait.

It's Islands of Adventure that lets you blow through the queues I believe.

Sad story: We did a sales meeting on a Disney resort (which was surprisingly cool) in January where they offered us a session on "The Disney Way". One of the things they discussed was the Fast Pass process and we ripped on it. But then we also ripped on the "Princess Experience" and on their tattoo policy. Come to think of it, I guess we're just assholes.

the princess experience includes tattoos? Should include tank tops that say "princess" on them too.

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Princess experience = girlfriend experience???

 

[UA_Iron]

Princess experience = girlfriend experience???

Full GFE

caters to upscale men only, must be classy!

 

[SpyWizard]

Oh those 1%'rs I tell ya!

Wealthy Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides to bypass lines at Disney World - NYPOST.com

cliffs notes: Wealthy parents hire disabled people to join them at Disney, so that the entire group can go to the front of the line.

on a similar note, we should stop buying clothing produced outside the USA.. after all those people don't have families to provide for right??

 

[wootoom]

Potato?