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are you a walking magnet with the girls?

I never had that, no matter what shape I'm in. It doesn't matter now, since I'm happy with my wife anyway. I do notice that when I'm more cut than thick, I get a lot more attention and stares, but mainly from other bros who probably think I have a secret or something. What I never will understand, is WHY a slob with a belly, and long messed-up hair, will always have a supermodel hanging off him. Makes no sense. And the two professions that are totally opposite but have all the girls' attention, seem to be lawyers and outdoor contstruction workers. Either of those professions seem to lend toward a smorgasbord of girls! I even did an experiment; didn't shave, put on a pair of holey Levi's, trashed workboots, and cutoff sleeve T-shirt that said Concrete Pumping Service, Inc., and got in our old Ford truck with a wheelbarrow in the back, and went to eat lunch near Cal State Northridge... The women would not take their eyes off me. I don't get it. But it's fact. If I show up in regular clothes like an electronics tech wears, and maybe even the shirt tight in the bi's; Dockers pants, even in a new Lexus, nobody cares.

Charles
 
i think he said he gets excited when his pole is pointing at another like pole

it's a magnet reference (keeping with the theme of the thread title) and this ^^^^^^ fucker wasn't paying attention in physics class, so the joke went over his head...you can't fix st00pid :lmao:
 
You're being kind of dumb about it IMO. Men gain value as they age, into their 40s. Women pretty much lose value as soon as they get into their mid 20s.

it was a JOKE...in reality? i'm jacked (sorta) and i look like george clooney (no...i'm not kidding)...i probably get attention, i just don't pay much attention to it...i'm married (18 years) and i have 3 kids and a mortgage...plus, my wife is hawt...where the hell ima go?? :)
 
it was a JOKE...in reality? i'm jacked (sorta) and i look like george clooney (no...i'm not kidding)...i probably get attention, i just don't pay much attention to it...i'm married (18 years) and i have 3 kids and a mortgage...plus, my wife is hawt...where the hell ima go?? :)

That's fair orb.

also, pics of your wife.
 
Fuck a sandwich

WTF you gott against sammiches kid? Yo ass gets old you find a sammich is yo best fucking friend, next to a bottle of hydros and a cold beer.
 
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