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Arnold SPERMINATOR fathered a secret child with a staffer.

See, my husband and I have an agreement: Absolutely NO lies, not under any circumstances. I can forgive virtually anything, but not lies.

So the dealio would be that he would have to tell me there is a woman that he is unbearably attracted to so we could figure out how to deal with it. If that meant giving him a "marriage vacation" to get it out of his system, I could actually do that (I mean, honestly, if you think about it I "shared" him with his wife while we were dating). I simply couldn't bear his lying to me, though.

Can we get married? I would like to go ahead and schedule 2 weeks of marriage vacation around August! Lol
 
Or Omega who by his own admission prefers teh cawck, may have rode Afeedz's transgender man meat to an earth shattering anal orgasam? Which may also explain why O has been spotted on the Homo PM circuit with Rnch. And Rnch having lack of a significant unicorn horn, has choosen to bedazzle his unsightly anal probe for unicorn like anal orgasams.
 
Or Omega who by his own admission prefers teh cawck, may have rode Afeedz's transgender man meat to an earth shattering anal orgasam? Which may also explain why O has been spotted on the Homo PM circuit with Rnch. And Rnch having lack of a significant unicorn horn, has choosen to bedazzle his unsightly anal probe for unicorn like anal orgasams.

Just not by you. :cyclops:
 
To fall in love with another woman would mean he'd probably have fallen at least a little bit out of love with me, so then again we have other problems. But if it came down to it, I could share :whatever: Hey, if she's got a job and is willing to contribute to the household, she can move right in! Hopefully she's a hot bisexual brunette so I'd get a chance to play, too :chomp: Remember, pagans, we're a little more flexible about what constitutes a relationship, so open and polyamorous is kind of common.

Besides, I'm not worried :lmao: After 17 years we're still embarrassingly "in love." He doesn't have a roving eye, never has, and he's easy to keep happy: feed him, cuddle and be nice to him, keep the household stress levels down (especially don't holler at him) and regular nookie and he's happy as a clam. I'm the high maintenance one, I'm sort of emotionally volatile :rolleyes:


Well yeah! I'll sign up for that. Sheesh! Any single sisters MM?!?

Oh and some us already knew about the volatility but like your husband, luv you anyway. Just sayin' :verygood:
 
Well yeah! I'll sign up for that. Sheesh! Any single sisters MM?!?

Oh and some us already knew about the volatility but like your husband, luv you anyway. Just sayin' :verygood:
Ahhh, but do you notice the things he doesn't need? I'm not a "girlie" girl, not by any stretch of the imagination. I own exactly ONE pair of high heels that I've worn twice. I am not a clothes horse, I rarely wear makeup (I'm emotionally high maintenance, not materially), I like solitude and my cats (well, so does he), I am NOT house proud nor do I enjoy decorating or making a house pretty, in fact, I don't give a shit. I need it functional which means I have cardio equipment in the dining room (that I can move into the kitchen to create ritual space) and a basement full of weight training equipment. I also clean haphazardly at best and I literally have patio furniture in my living room (I live slightly like it's animal house ... the patio furniture is the wicker looking kind, it's pretty cat proof). I feed him breakfast but he's responsible for the rest of the meals.

And I'm an only child.
 
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