Alpha males reule
Well I now go to the gym in the AM I got a training partner who is toitally juiced to the gills and he competes…one of a few serious bros in the AM it seems so we paried up…good shit..he is a motherducker but good partner .only known him for a week or .
Here you admit to not knowing the guy for more than a week and you already think he is a "motherducker"
So walk into the gym as soon as it opens..so 7 AM (yesterday).. go over and warm up and some light movements for a few minutes before hitting upper chest/shoulders…. And while we there some other peeps there as well.. mostly old peeps and the Mexicans cleanings.
Here you're making fun of Mexicans. So now your true colors are starting to show.
After Warm,ing UP we go over the only incline bench that is there (rest of em are being cleaned and the floor was wet there so one there)
So ….some old fuck was there..he is his 40s fat, bald, short and pale…. ive seen him there before and he drives audi S8 and a 6 series so he dif has some scrill in the bank..thinks his 6 figure income or what ever makes him special …who cares when your fat and bald
Here is where it gets good. A guy you've never met or spoken with, have no idea what he does for a living and has said nothing to you happens to be on the piece equipment that you need. So what do you do? You start thinking the guys a jerk, yet not one reason has benn given to think this.
My partner: says “hey how many sets do you have?”
Estrogen ball “4 or 5” as he rolls his eyes
If he rolled his eyes it's because he knew you two bat smokers were going to puff up on him.
My partner: “ok we were working in then” and takes of the 10 lbs plates and add a plate on it (real violently like sin style)
Here we go! Your partner didn't ask, he TOLD him like the rude donkey turd his is and made sure to do it all tough guy like. We are all still trying to figure out why at this point.
Estrogen ball “what the hell you doing”
As anyone would say
My partner “lifting some weights, what the fuck does it look like?”
Your Bro continues to act like a moose fart to a guy who has yet to do ANYTHING to you!
Estrogen ball then looks around and then looks at his wife (she looks over at all us) then he look back at my partner .as he looks all pissy
He is looking at his wife and thinking the same thing we are, "These guys are are a couple of gay monkey spunk stains"
My partner “go ahead and call her over here to save you, she will prolly just laugh at you while gawking at my bod. I alrdy saw her checking me out”
The stupidity continues as your goose shit partner now starts to hurl insults at a guy who to this point STILL has done nothing to you personally.
Estrogen ball “ cant you guys go use a different piece of equipment?”
The older and obviously wiser man still trys to be civil
My partner “no I train the largest muscle group first thing so incline is first thing in the line up so we are doing this nowt”.. hey why are you working out upper chest anyway, let me guess its lagging? You should quit kidding yourself and just quit working out altogether “
The only thing lagging at this point is brain power by you and you teabagging partner!
Estrogen ball “ what the fuck is wrong with you?” attacking me makes you feel good about yourself does it?”
Well, does it? Make sure that the next time you see that guy you and your partner don't forget to ask if he would like his fries supersized.
My partner …just smiles and does a quick warm up set.. “your up BOSS” he says to him
Was that smile from your head up his ass?
Estrogen ball grabs his towel and waves his wife over and they leave (left prolly 15 minutes after getting there)
Gee, I couldn't imagine why. I hope he has like 50 employees that have discount rates with that gym and he pulls them unless you two fart knockers are banned for life!
Fuck that old dude and his bank account ..i hate cooperate bitches who think they are hot shit..fuck those types (we all know them). … but he knows deep inside he is inferior and always been a lil wuss and will be a cream puff
Fuck you and your juice inflated ego.. I hate juiced up bitches who think they are hot shit..fuck those types (we all know them)...but the two of you know deep inside you are inferior and always will be. That is the only reason people act the way you two did.
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