Wtf is this true?

[PICK3]

can I voyeur?

 

[wootoom]

Can I cuckold?

 

[PICK3]

can i peep?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/so-guy-goes-house-368587.html#post4385672


He meets the madam and gives her $50 and she directs him to a room with a beautiful young girl ... he takes care of business.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he has to get off but he only has $10 ... she directs him to a room with this old fat ugly bitch ... he get's a nut.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam he has to get off but he only has $1 ... she directs him to a room with a chicken. He precedes to bang the chicken as it clucks and feathers fly all over the place.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he only has 25 cents. She ponders it for awhile and directs him to this room where several guys are peeping through a peep hole. He pushes his way through and at his delight he watches 2 gorgeous lesbians getting down. He tells the other fellows ... this ain't bad for 25 cents.

They respond ... you should have been here yesterday. They had some guy in there fucking a chicken!

 

[nangiggles]

Edit

 

[sexyMFer]

So did you get this done yet or are you going to think about it forever and not do it?

 

[nangiggles]

You can join ceo outside the window.

That actually works

 

[nangiggles]

So did you get this done yet or are you going to think about it forever and not do it?

My new schedule has me working every waking hour

 

[miplank]

can i dab?

 

[WoodyO]

I need a new medicinal MJ card. Booze just isn't working.

 

[miplank]

I need to get one just to save me some $$$