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Creepusmaximus
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It's easy to get them pointed in the right direction. Easily tricked. A little hand holding and lies then turn them against one of their own.
After that their mind is gone, have your way with them.
If your poor your f'ed BTW. They kind of like the currency thing.
After that their mind is gone, have your way with them.
If your poor your f'ed BTW. They kind of like the currency thing.
needtogetaas
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Sooner or later bro you just learn to ignore it all. Master the art of going mentally
def and mute when they get going about something. Prob is (and I know women will never admit it) yes they are looking for a fight. They need to get out frustration and you are the pillow. They also some times feel like if they can get a rise out of you then you must care.
What ever the reason I just tune it all out these days. I got to much to do as it is.
def and mute when they get going about something. Prob is (and I know women will never admit it) yes they are looking for a fight. They need to get out frustration and you are the pillow. They also some times feel like if they can get a rise out of you then you must care.
What ever the reason I just tune it all out these days. I got to much to do as it is.
hey we know who controls the keyboard in the house .. dont worry bro
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Yes, good points. I agree.
needtogetaas
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Now that all the women Are sleeping lets pull out or meat pillows and have a fight.
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mustang_00
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do women get the pee shakes???? like for a guy it's a early morning pee or the first whiz while drinking. we just shake at random uncontrollably for a few seconds then it stops.
mustang_00
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i convinced my ex in high school that dudes get there periods once a year and our tampons are the size of toothpicks! dumb chick but a hot cheerleader 
bw1
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Both you and Stilleto should show me your tits
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Really. Running NASA is less maintenance then any woman. That's why they wear make up, to cover up the devil markings
I wondered why my son did that. Thank you.
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pics?
*The_West*
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no no no smurfs, you got it the wrong way round. the love shakes is when you are really excited about someone being inside you and you shiver.
that too lol
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lol
NEO1
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My husband and I were talking about this in the car last night. I made the observation that most guys, if you keep food in the house, they can find their clothes, there isn't shit (literally) all over the floor and you're reasonably pleasant to them will be basically content. Most women, on the other hand, are fucking itches. Even if they should be content, they find something to be irritated about, even if they have to create it, whether it's bitching about their family, gossiping about the neighbors, seeing something on t.v. the house needs, complaining about the age of the car, bitching at their kids, whatever.
Now, gentlemen, I happen to have a theory: this "irritation" gene is attached to the "nesting" gene, which is also attached to the shoe gene. Some women are not born with this gene. In other words, if a chick ain't into shoes, she's probably pretty fucking easy going ... HOWEVER, realize in giving up the bitch gene, if you marry this woman she ain't gonna give a flying fuck if the living room furniture matches or if the laundry is folded with military precision and she will never be high maintenance in terms of her own appearance ... but she'll smile at you in the morning and hug you tightly after a hard day at work
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My husband and I were talking about this in the car last night. I made the observation that most guys, if you keep food in the house, they can find their clothes, there isn't shit (literally) all over the floor and you're reasonably pleasant to them will be basically content. Most women, on the other hand, are fucking itches. Even if they should be content, they find something to be irritated about, even if they have to create it, whether it's bitching about their family, gossiping about the neighbors, seeing something on t.v. the house needs, complaining about the age of the car, bitching at their kids, whatever.
Now, gentlemen, I happen to have a theory: this "irritation" gene is attached to the "nesting" gene, which is also attached to the shoe gene. Some women are not born with this gene. In other words, if a chick ain't into shoes, she's probably pretty fucking easy going ... HOWEVER, realize in giving up the bitch gene, if you marry this woman she ain't gonna give a flying fuck if the living room furniture matches or if the laundry is folded with military precision and she will never be high maintenance in terms of her own appearance ... but she'll smile at you in the morning and hug you tightly after a hard day at work
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chris302001
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check...
Yeah, sure, they all say that!!!lol, I
No, seriously, here's what I don't get, a LOT of men LIKE the bitchy, materialistic, appearance conscious ones. My ex-husband is the PERFECT fucking example. I was born without the shoe gene, hence I am very easy going, not very image conscious, etc. He hated that. Wanted me in makeup, ragged to shit on me about my nails, couldn't stand that I wanted to lift weights, wanted me to have dinner on the table and make the house look like something out of Home & Garden. I tried but it just wasn't me. He's married to an utter _____ (rhymes with the word Runt) who is a total fucking clothes and shoe horse and goes to the spa regularly, has perfectly manicured nails, apparently collects Coach Bags (?) and she's a real BITCH to him, and he's happy as a clam
Yeah, sure, they all say that!!!
No, seriously, here's what I don't get, a LOT of men LIKE the bitchy, materialistic, appearance conscious ones. My ex-husband is the PERFECT fucking example. I was born without the shoe gene, hence I am very easy going, not very image conscious, etc. He hated that. Wanted me in makeup, ragged to shit on me about my nails, couldn't stand that I wanted to lift weights, wanted me to have dinner on the table and make the house look like something out of Home & Garden. I tried but it just wasn't me. He's married to an utter _____ (rhymes with the word Runt) who is a total fucking clothes and shoe horse and goes to the spa regularly, has perfectly manicured nails, apparently collects Coach Bags (?) and she's a real BITCH to him, and he's happy as a clam
did we use to be married??????????............j/k mine isn't that bad
BBR100
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As usual Musclemom breaks this down accurately or at least in a way i can understand. After a lot of years I still don't understand women... i do get the last line.
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So be careful - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So be careful - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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To be 100% honest, it depends on the man and the infraction.
If you are not my S/O I could care less whether you live or die so in those cases NO, there is zero premeditation on my part so IF you get your underoos in a bind over something I did/did not do/say or the way that I did/did not do/say it IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. Have a beer, belch long and loud while scratching your balls and fantisizing about any female's bewbies and any thought of hostility that you had, I am certain, will quickly become a distant memory, if you remember it at all.
If, however, you are my Old Grump then it all depends...
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u sick man
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To be 100% honest, it depends on the man and the infraction.
If you are not my S/O I could care less whether you live or die so in those cases NO, there is zero premeditation on my part so IF you get your underoos in a bind over something I did/did not do/say or the way that I did/did not do/say it IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. Have a beer, belch long and loud while scratching your balls and fantisizing about any female's bewbies and any thought of hostility that you had, I am certain, will quickly become a distant memory, if you remember it at all.
If, however, you are my Old Grump then it all depends...
I am talking about S/O.....You're the devil, oh and gimme some k and a ass pic
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I am talking about S/O.....You're the devil, oh and gimme some k and a ass pic
OK, now that is a more clear question.
If my husband does something that HE KNOWS will piss me off there is no limit to my wrath/his suffering.
He knows this and STILL (on occasion) does dumb shit to piss me off.
The more dumb shit he does to piss me off, the worse his suffering will be.
Simple solution?
DON'T KEEP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT YOU KNOW WILL PISS YOUR WIFE OFF AND SHE WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER.
We'll be married 2 years soon and have spent nearly every waking moment together in those 2+ years so my husband is fully aware of what types of behaviors REALLY REALLY drive me nutty. So every time he does *it* again, the punishment is incrementally far worse until he:
1. gets it and stops doing it. (And we can have lots of laughs and shits and giggles and sechsy timez.)
2. I kill him.
3. He kills himself to escape the pain.
Why men just don't *stop doing stupid shit that THEY KNOW will piss their wives off* is beyond me.
*note
If it is a FIRST OFFENSE then there is no wrath, just a clear explanation as to what it is that he did that pissed me off and how NOT to do that again. Or he explains that *it* wasn't what I thought and MAYBE I won't view it as such a terrible offense. Or he explains *it* wasn't meant to piss me off but I tell him *it* does and he either chooses not to do it again and we live happily ever after OR he continues to do *it* and he gets punished worse each time till the end result is either 1, 2, 3 as outlined above.
.... not that complicated but husband's fuck that shit up EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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I am 41 years old darlin' and when a man pisses me off, I have ZERO QUALMS letting them know exactly what they did and how they had better NOT do it again.... or else! hehehehhe
I have ALWAYS been one to admit that when I am having a *crazy* moment that everyone has a choice:
They can either
1. stay in the room and choose to ignore my insanity. However, they should not expect to be able to hold me accountable at that point as they have been duly warned.
2. leave and not come back until I let them know I am safe.
If I barricade myself into my room with a bottle of wine then EVERYONE enters at their own risk.
PERIOD.
I am a "what you see is what you get" kinda gal. I've no time for bullshit.
Do you put Angel on ignore here? lolol
Scotsman
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Yeah, sure, they all say that!!!
No, seriously, here's what I don't get, a LOT of men LIKE the bitchy, materialistic, appearance conscious ones.
they like the ones that look good (bitchiness is something you have to put up with)
My ex-husband is the PERFECT fucking example. I was born without the shoe gene, hence I am very easy going, not very image conscious, etc. He hated that. Wanted me in makeup, ragged to shit on me about my nails, couldn't stand that I wanted to lift weights, wanted me to have dinner on the table and make the house look like something out of Home & Garden. I tried but it just wasn't me. He's married to an utter _____ (rhymes with the word Runt) who is a total fucking clothes and shoe horse and goes to the spa regularly, has perfectly manicured nails, apparently collects Coach Bags (?) and she's a real BITCH to him, and he's happy as a clam
lol, he sounds like he wanted a regular woman not a weightlifter
Fixed
Cheers,
Scotsman
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Scotsman
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OK, now that is a more clear question.
If my husband does something that HE KNOWS will piss me off there is no limit to my wrath/his suffering.
He knows this and STILL (on occasion) does dumb shit to piss me off.
The more dumb shit he does to piss me off, the worse his suffering will be.
Simple solution?
DON'T KEEP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT YOU KNOW WILL PISS YOUR WIFE OFF AND SHE WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER.
We'll be married 2 years soon and have spent nearly every waking moment together in those 2+ years so my husband is fully aware of what types of behaviors REALLY REALLY drive me nutty. So every time he does *it* again, the punishment is incrementally far worse until he:
1. gets it and stops doing it. (And we can have lots of laughs and shits and giggles and sechsy timez.)
2. I kill him.
3. He kills himself to escape the pain.
Why men just don't *stop doing stupid shit that THEY KNOW will piss their wives off* is beyond me.
*note
If it is a FIRST OFFENSE then there is no wrath, just a clear explanation as to what it is that he did that pissed me off and how NOT to do that again. Or he explains that *it* wasn't what I thought and MAYBE I won't view it as such a terrible offense. Or he explains *it* wasn't meant to piss me off but I tell him *it* does and he either chooses not to do it again and we live happily ever after OR he continues to do *it* and he gets punished worse each time till the end result is either 1, 2, 3 as outlined above.
.... not that complicated but husband's fuck that shit up EVERY SINGLE DAY.
negative attention is better than no attention.
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But when will they realize that if they stop pissing us off they will actually get MORE PUSSY.
... and I ain't talkin bout the hairy kind neither.
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My wife drives me nutz
you women are all whack jobs
I can satisfy myself, thank you
sex is NEVER an issue with me and relationships
I'm usually the one holding out
Wasn't necessarily about sex, though my abbreviated post may have indicated that.
Allow me to clarify:
If they didn't spend so much time pissing us off perhaps they would get more INTIMACY.
oh and I'm sure you don't drive the grump nutz at times
He tells me
He tells me everything
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oh and I'm sure you don't drive the grump nutz at times
He tells me
He tells me everything
I turn him down waaaaaaaaay more than I would like to.
I turn him down waaaaaaaaay more than I would like to.
I hear ya
my low sex drive is a result of depression(emotionally abused young and child family issues like you have) and stress (work).
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A strong breeze pisses you women off
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I soooooooo feel you. I got some health issues on top of that. I know that my fear is irrational but you have no idea how fraught with fear I am that the Old Grump might find himself going elsewhere... not that he has ever given me reason to think it, because he has not. He gets pissed off at me for even thinking that. It's just that he is so charming and charismatic, I kid you not, young women, old women, hot women, notsohot women are all up in his shit 24/7...
And me, I just feel "old".
Hang in there, it will work itself out eventually. Though sex is very important, there is so much more to a strong commitment than *just sex*.
Interestingly enough, we've never had less sex and we've never been closer... I suppose he really does love me for way more than *just ass*, as my ass ain't able to accomodate.
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Nah....
Well yes and no.... when we feel disconnected from our spouses the slightest things will set us off, true. And ANY desire for sex or intimacy we had instantly goes out the window.
When this happens my advice to you men is, no matter how bizarre your wife's behavior might seem to you, ignore that as a sign she is pissed at you and look at it as a sign that something is deeply troubling her. Try like a motherfucker not to feel rejected and try to reconnect and find out what is on her mind that is keeping her from feeling connected to you.
Men need sex in order to desire intimacy.
Women need intimacy in order to desire sex.
Communication is the only way to successfully bridge that gap.
1. Fuck you too, the reason the bastard married me to begin with was because of my looks, I was his frigging trophy. When I told him I was leaving (it wasn't the other way around) he fell to his knees and crawled to me begging me not to leave.
2. Plenty of women on this board lift weights. As a matter of fact, the nails have been an issue for me because I type for a living and never could get the hang of typing with nails.
As for a "real woman" and bitchiness. Guess what, someone is pulling ALL of your legs, being a "real" woman doesn't mean you treat your s/o like he's your combination walking ATM and punching bag, negotiating for baubles with promises of (mediocre) sex.
Do you even know what a real woman is? She is a partner, she is a friend, she is your lover, she is supportive of you, physically and emotionally. A real woman, with one phrase and the right look can simultaneously turn you on, make you smile and make you think.
Stay with the artificially pretty, empty headed little girls, Oceano. A truly beautiful, inside and out woman, would get bored with you very fast and leave you sobbing on your knees, too.
so your saying a real woman isn't at the front door on her knees with her mouth open when you get home from work?
Damn!
No, but she might meet after work for drinks wearing a trenchcoat with nothing on under it but a pair of heels
No, but she might meet after work for drinks wearing a trenchcoat with nothing on under it but a pair of heels
sounds as though your speaking from experience...
lol, I didn't say anything about your looks, I've never seen you. You could be as hot as the great Sarah Palin for all I know. I was talking generally and by your description of him and yourself it seems what I was saying was in fact correct.
fair nuff, she doesn't lift weights tho I don't want no girl that can bench press me
I like artificially pretty empty headed bitchez, I don't want one of of those inside people.
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Lemme see... my husband comes home after some real stressfull shit at the office and cooks me dinner, then cleans the kitchen. We then talk a bit of business on our front porch while unwinding with a drink and a cigar perhaps. Then it is nightie-night after a few more calls/emails, etc a mix of business and personal.
My day?
I go to the gym. Do my elite gig when I feel up for it. Run errands (if I feel up to it). Today will be particularly grueling. After elite and the gym, I did a bit of online shopping, then shower and dress, have lunch on the way to chiropractor (and pic up new blood pressure meds for hubby) then get mani/pedi/facial, drop off dry-cleaning, maybe kill some time doing something productive and get myself dolled up for hubby (or not if I am not up to it, but I like to look pretty for my husband) and because it is Thursday nite - it is commandatory sushi night maybe ending with a quick stop at the cigar bar.
I am 100% REAL WOMAN.
My husband lives for my happiness and I live to make him happy by trying very hard to BE happy. I appreciate his every breath and there is NOTHING that another man could do that would even turn my head. I don't share but I am not jealous. He is free to be the star of every moment he is "on" and I am satisfied to quietly enjoy his prowess. I will forever be indebted because he trusted and believed in me FIRST... that is, unless he fucks it up JUST ONCE. <--- same goes doubly for me... why I will NEVER fuck it up.
My day?
I go to the gym. Do my elite gig when I feel up for it. Run errands (if I feel up to it). Today will be particularly grueling. After elite and the gym, I did a bit of online shopping, then shower and dress, have lunch on the way to chiropractor (and pic up new blood pressure meds for hubby) then get mani/pedi/facial, drop off dry-cleaning, maybe kill some time doing something productive and get myself dolled up for hubby (or not if I am not up to it, but I like to look pretty for my husband) and because it is Thursday nite - it is commandatory sushi night maybe ending with a quick stop at the cigar bar.
I am 100% REAL WOMAN.
My husband lives for my happiness and I live to make him happy by trying very hard to BE happy. I appreciate his every breath and there is NOTHING that another man could do that would even turn my head. I don't share but I am not jealous. He is free to be the star of every moment he is "on" and I am satisfied to quietly enjoy his prowess. I will forever be indebted because he trusted and believed in me FIRST... that is, unless he fucks it up JUST ONCE. <--- same goes doubly for me... why I will NEVER fuck it up.
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Good luck with that and have a nice life. I'm sure any children that you should sire from such a well rounded individual will be a credit to their species
sounds like you really dream of a fulfilling personal life. I can only hope you're being sarcastic.See, I lift weights and my husband doesn't but he's a grown up and secure enough to realize that if I lift weights it doesn't make him less of a man.
Right now, however, he's got a wicked, wicked case of the flu. So I've tucked him in bed and been taking care of him since last night, I just brought him a bowl of home made soup, in fact.
But I guess some guys think it's much nicer to have a woman who doesn't cook because she might damage her manicure, or who won't take care of you when you don't feel good because sick people are icky.
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Back to the kitchen wimminz!
Good luck with that and have a nice life. I'm sure any children that you should sire from such a well rounded individual will be a credit to their species
See, I lift weights and my husband doesn't but he's a grown up and secure enough to realize that if I lift weights it doesn't make him less of a man.
Right now, however, he's got a wicked, wicked case of the flu. So I've tucked him in bed and been taking care of him since last night, I just brought him a bowl of home made soup, in fact.
But I guess some guys think it's much nicer to have a woman who doesn't cook because she might damage her manicure, or who won't take care of you when you don't feel good because sick people are icky.
Good luck with that and have a nice life. I'm sure any children that you should sire from such a well rounded individual will be a credit to their species
I don't want children or to get married
Be honest, have you ever benched him?
I too like a woman that cooks....breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner and supper (minimum of two courses per meal)
Well done on the decision to opt out of reproduction, can't tell you how much I approve based on our little discussions you sound like outstanding genetic dead end material. However, personally the idea of a lifetime of being single, especially after a certain age, I find very empty and sad, but perhaps you plan on hitting your golden years and eating a bullet?
He's no petite flower and my bench sucks. You know, you should really talk to a professional, you have some serious neuroses, particularly your whole concept of what makes a man masculine and a woman feminine seems more than a little skewed.
Boy you do live in a fantasy world
A beautiful, shallow woman who cooks. Even if she makes the attempt you actually think it will be edible You are a funny little limey, y'know that?
Well done on the decision to opt out of reproduction, can't tell you how much I approve based on our little discussions you sound like outstanding genetic dead end material. However, personally the idea of a lifetime of being single, especially after a certain age, I find very empty and sad, but perhaps you plan on hitting your golden years and eating a bullet?
thats a bit harsh, no? I can't eat bullets we don't have guns but I believe climate change will bring the world to an end before I get wrinkly
or alternatively quite normal to most people
Boy you do live in a fantasy world
If not, at least she's pretty, I don't mind a subway once in while
I'm big yo, I could bench you
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No words truer spoken. Sorta like how can you appreciate filet mignon if you've not eaten a fair bit of ground chuck? LOL
I have no patience with pink/girl and blue/boy mentality. Anyone who thinks activities need to be gender based needs to wake up and move into the 21st century. Not all girls were meant to be ballerinas and not all boys want to be firemen and there isn't a thing on earth wrong with that. I believe the genders are different, but equal.
Gods what a remarkably revolting mental image. Besides, dearie, I'm one of those oversized, muscley chicks you find intimidating (I'm 5'9" and am what my adult son calls "Thick"). Anyway, the fucked up, antiquated way you think, you remind me enough of my ex to make my skin crawl.
what about pork sword fighting?
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I think we got them in that area
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My husband and I were talking about this in the car last night. I made the observation that most guys, if you keep food in the house, they can find their clothes, there isn't shit (literally) all over the floor and you're reasonably pleasant to them will be basically content. Most women, on the other hand, are fucking itches. Even if they should be content, they find something to be irritated about, even if they have to create it, whether it's bitching about their family, gossiping about the neighbors, seeing something on t.v. the house needs, complaining about the age of the car, bitching at their kids, whatever.
Now, gentlemen, I happen to have a theory: this "irritation" gene is attached to the "nesting" gene, which is also attached to the shoe gene. Some women are not born with this gene. In other words, if a chick ain't into shoes, she's probably pretty fucking easy going ... HOWEVER, realize in giving up the bitch gene, if you marry this woman she ain't gonna give a flying fuck if the living room furniture matches or if the laundry is folded with military precision and she will never be high maintenance in terms of her own appearance ... but she'll smile at you in the morning and hug you tightly after a hard day at work
sounds about right
not all girls want to be firemen not all boys want to be ballerinas
still bench u tho
p.s. i loves ballerinas
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is that because we are all geriatric mental patients just like yourself?
heyguys, guess what? I'm a woman
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