Women

[Bikini Mod]

I am talking about S/O.....You're the devil, oh and gimme some k and a ass pic

OK, now that is a more clear question.

If my husband does something that HE KNOWS will piss me off there is no limit to my wrath/his suffering.

He knows this and STILL (on occasion) does dumb shit to piss me off.

The more dumb shit he does to piss me off, the worse his suffering will be.

Simple solution?

DON'T KEEP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT YOU KNOW WILL PISS YOUR WIFE OFF AND SHE WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER.

We'll be married 2 years soon and have spent nearly every waking moment together in those 2+ years so my husband is fully aware of what types of behaviors REALLY REALLY drive me nutty. So every time he does *it* again, the punishment is incrementally far worse until he:

1. gets it and stops doing it. (And we can have lots of laughs and shits and giggles and sechsy timez.)

2. I kill him.

3. He kills himself to escape the pain.

Why men just don't *stop doing stupid shit that THEY KNOW will piss their wives off* is beyond me.

*note

If it is a FIRST OFFENSE then there is no wrath, just a clear explanation as to what it is that he did that pissed me off and how NOT to do that again. Or he explains that *it* wasn't what I thought and MAYBE I won't view it as such a terrible offense. Or he explains *it* wasn't meant to piss me off but I tell him *it* does and he either chooses not to do it again and we live happily ever after OR he continues to do *it* and he gets punished worse each time till the end result is either 1, 2, 3 as outlined above.

.... not that complicated but husband's fuck that shit up EVERY SINGLE DAY.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Sooner or later bro you just learn to ignore it all. Master the art of going mentally
def and mute when they get going about something. Prob is (and I know women will never admit it) yes they are looking for a fight. They need to get out frustration and you are the pillow. They also some times feel like if they can get a rise out of you then you must care.

What ever the reason I just tune it all out these days. I got to much to do as it is.

I am 41 years old darlin' and when a man pisses me off, I have ZERO QUALMS letting them know exactly what they did and how they had better NOT do it again.... or else! hehehehhe

I have ALWAYS been one to admit that when I am having a *crazy* moment that everyone has a choice:

They can either

1. stay in the room and choose to ignore my insanity. However, they should not expect to be able to hold me accountable at that point as they have been duly warned.

2. leave and not come back until I let them know I am safe.

If I barricade myself into my room with a bottle of wine then EVERYONE enters at their own risk.

PERIOD.

I am a "what you see is what you get" kinda gal. I've no time for bullshit.

 

[miplank]

maybe she just wants some make up sex?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Sooner or later bro you just learn to ignore it all. Master the art of going mentally
def and mute when they get going about something. Prob is (and I know women will never admit it) yes they are looking for a fight. They need to get out frustration and you are the pillow. They also some times feel like if they can get a rise out of you then you must care.

What ever the reason I just tune it all out these days. I got to much to do as it is.

Do you put Angel on ignore here? lolol

 

[Scotsman]

I get the love shakes. That's when you get really excited about cake and your insides shiver.

Fixed

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Oceano]

Yeah, sure, they all say that!!!

No, seriously, here's what I don't get, a LOT of men LIKE the bitchy, materialistic, appearance conscious ones.

they like the ones that look good (bitchiness is something you have to put up with)

My ex-husband is the PERFECT fucking example. I was born without the shoe gene, hence I am very easy going, not very image conscious, etc. He hated that. Wanted me in makeup, ragged to shit on me about my nails, couldn't stand that I wanted to lift weights, wanted me to have dinner on the table and make the house look like something out of Home & Garden. I tried but it just wasn't me. He's married to an utter _____ (rhymes with the word Runt) who is a total fucking clothes and shoe horse and goes to the spa regularly, has perfectly manicured nails, apparently collects Coach Bags (?) and she's a real BITCH to him, and he's happy as a clam

lol, he sounds like he wanted a regular woman not a weightlifter

 

[Smurfy]

Fixed

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol!

 

[Scotsman]

lol!

See how well I know you!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

OK, now that is a more clear question.

If my husband does something that HE KNOWS will piss me off there is no limit to my wrath/his suffering.

He knows this and STILL (on occasion) does dumb shit to piss me off.

The more dumb shit he does to piss me off, the worse his suffering will be.

Simple solution?

DON'T KEEP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT YOU KNOW WILL PISS YOUR WIFE OFF AND SHE WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER.

We'll be married 2 years soon and have spent nearly every waking moment together in those 2+ years so my husband is fully aware of what types of behaviors REALLY REALLY drive me nutty. So every time he does *it* again, the punishment is incrementally far worse until he:

1. gets it and stops doing it. (And we can have lots of laughs and shits and giggles and sechsy timez.)

2. I kill him.

3. He kills himself to escape the pain.

Why men just don't *stop doing stupid shit that THEY KNOW will piss their wives off* is beyond me.

*note

If it is a FIRST OFFENSE then there is no wrath, just a clear explanation as to what it is that he did that pissed me off and how NOT to do that again. Or he explains that *it* wasn't what I thought and MAYBE I won't view it as such a terrible offense. Or he explains *it* wasn't meant to piss me off but I tell him *it* does and he either chooses not to do it again and we live happily ever after OR he continues to do *it* and he gets punished worse each time till the end result is either 1, 2, 3 as outlined above.

.... not that complicated but husband's fuck that shit up EVERY SINGLE DAY.

negative attention is better than no attention.

 

[Bikini Mod]

negative attention is better than no attention.

WERD

But when will they realize that if they stop pissing us off they will actually get MORE PUSSY.

... and I ain't talkin bout the hairy kind neither.