Why isn't this chick returning my texts?

[mrplunkey]

Another idea is he could send her duplicate messages with pics attached to her email, myspace, and facebook accounts. Just to make sure she got them. Because he really likes her. And she knows she wants it.

No, do a complete video montage of your chisled abs with the song: "I knew I loved you before I met you" by Savage Garden. Then send her a half-lock of her own hair and tell her you sleep with the other half of the lock wedged between your thighs at night.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol you guys are dicks

 

[mrplunkey]

lol you guys are dicks

I'm trying to help him out model-to-model. I bet you guys didn't know that I model Ruffles Potato Chips and Magnum Condoms.