Why isn't this chick returning my texts?

[jnevin]

You were a drunken stranger sexually mauling her and making requests that she strip nude. Now you are texing her incessantly. I have little wonder.

lol

 

[galaxy]

send her a follow up to the original stating you felt a real connection.lol That should pretty much seal it.

 

[jnevin]

send her a follow up to the original stating you felt a real connection.lol That should pretty much seal it.

lmao

 

[heatherrae]

send her a follow up to the original stating you felt a real connection.lol That should pretty much seal it.

yep

 

[mrplunkey]

and tell her you're an ambercrombe model.

 

[jnevin]

and tell her you're an ambercrombe model.

I think it's important to really drive this point home. And also tell her how many girls you've banged recently and how hot they think you are.

 

[mrplunkey]

I think it's important to really drive this point home. And also tell her how many girls you've banged recently and how hot they think you are.

... and maybe some cell phone action shots where you casually pull-up your shirt and touch your oiled, preparation-H treated abs? You can't be too careful with these things, after all.

 

[jnevin]

... and maybe some cell phone action shots where you casually pull-up your shirt and touch your oiled, preparation-H treated abs? You can't be too careful with these things, after all.

Another idea is he could send her duplicate messages with pics attached to her email, myspace, and facebook accounts. Just to make sure she got them. Because he really likes her. And she knows she wants it.

 

[galaxy]

this went down hill quick.

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

she's banging someone else and considers you a drunken mistake?

+1