While "ON" total sex freak...WTF

[Bigredcanecorso]

Ok, I am going to go and throw up now, thanks big cracker, LMFAO

 

[Cauliflower Ear]

your just nuts...im like that all the time...gear or no...try being 22

 

[BigCracker]

I think a lot of peeps don't realize that doctors are just as human as the rest of us. Sure they may see tons of flesh daily, but it's a rare occurence to see anything worth staring at. He's even said that in most cases a woman's hair and face is a great indicator of how well her snatch will be groomed. It kinda reminds me of Larry Flynt saying a woman's vagina has just as much personality as her face.

I have another friend that's a nurse-practioner. She said as a newbie nurse she had to dig the shit out of fat chick's asses (fat guys too) with this spoon like thing. Something about them be impacted? Which I imagine is like being plugged up due to constipation x10 or something?

Christ. How many future marriages/relationships have I ruined with this thread??? Fat chicks can be nice people even if their parts stink.

 

[cambridge1918]

True dat. I'd rather fuck a dude than some nasty sardine smelling skank of a fat chick. My bro is an OBGYN and he says that fat chick's pussies are the nastiest he's ever seen. He says they're never fresh cuz they can't reach to wash very well. He says it's not uncommon to find talcum powder/dried up toilet paper/dingleberries in between their rolls of fat. He even says he regrets not becoming a urologist because seeing a nasty fat chick's twat makes him not want to fuck at all for like a week.

Sorry if I offended any of you chubby chasers aka mini van fuckers- out there.

thats great

 

[BigRupe]

True dat. I'd rather fuck a dude than some nasty sardine smelling skank of a fat chick. My bro is an OBGYN and he says that fat chick's pussies are the nastiest he's ever seen. He says they're never fresh cuz they can't reach to wash very well. He says it's not uncommon to find talcum powder/dried up toilet paper/dingleberries in between their rolls of fat. He even says he regrets not becoming a urologist because seeing a nasty fat chick's twat makes him not want to fuck at all for like a week.

Sorry if I offended any of you chubby chasers aka mini van fuckers- out there.

A million silent screams have just bounced through the Internet as millions of EF members read that... and vomited.

Dude that's one hell of an occupational hazard.

 

[TracDT1]

yeah man...im doing tren/prop right now and I will fuck anything, its crazy...I love it hahahahaha lol

 

[liquidmuscle]

testosterone does more than just build muscle. it makes you a 17yr old young man again

 

[ViperHMS]

I think a lot of peeps don't realize that doctors are just as human as the rest of us. Sure they may see tons of flesh daily, but it's a rare occurence to see anything worth staring at. He's even said that in most cases a woman's hair and face is a great indicator of how well her snatch will be groomed. It kinda reminds me of Larry Flynt saying a woman's vagina has just as much personality as her face.

I have another friend that's a nurse-practioner. She said as a newbie nurse she had to dig the shit out of fat chick's asses (fat guys too) with this spoon like thing. Something about them be impacted? Which I imagine is like being plugged up due to constipation x10 or something?

Christ. How many future marriages/relationships have I ruined with this thread??? Fat chicks can be nice people even if their parts stink.

Damn have I missed some good shit on the thread. LMFAO