What's the funniest thing you saw in the gym????

[domanmom]

Never fails, there's this lovely oldish 50ish woman, potato body, spandex, headband, who gets on the treadmill and whenever a song comes on with a good beat she does the Saturday Night Live arm thing. I always catch a few people just rolling their eyes.

Also had somebody doing seated calf raises to failure, literally, could not raise 125lbs by hand or by foot. They just walked away.

 

[Imnotdutch]

In a gym that I used to train at, there was this big fat soab.....you could see that this was the result of alot of abuse and the fat had taken on the hard look that well established fat has (I cant think of a better way to describe it). Anyhow he was convinced that he wasn't fat and that he just had huge abs hehehe.

He used to stand side on to the mirror and then take his shirt off. Then he would stand there for ten minutes or so tensing his actual abs so that his gut would go up and down (he musta had some serious abs under all that baggage).

The reason I called him a soab is not because he was overweight.....which is cool because it musta taken balls to start training......but because he ruined so many of my workouts cos I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[gettinlarger]

theres this older woman, maybe 50, who acts like she knows everything about lifting. one day my friends telling me how shes doing some db presses, and on her last few reps, shes struggling and yelling "come on! push it! come on!" to herself. so then she comes over to where me and 2 other dudes are doin tricep extensions/skullcrushers with a cable crossover machine with the heaviest weight. my friend needs a spot to pull it up, because hes on an incline, and the ladys like "here, lemme get it" and shes struggling like all hell to curl it up to hand it to him. my other friend, rather frustrated, just grabs it with one hand and hands it to him. i just hope she doesnt try to spot me while im doin heavy bench or something. i just might die.

 

[domanmom]

a rather large lady in silver plastic fat-melt pants walked in today
at least she is trying...

 

[T-800]

there's this guy at the gym i go to. when he does bench press, he puts 4 45s and some smaller weights on each side...then he just pushes it up and down like an inch... he never even moves it below the hooks that hold the bar...he just pushes it up and down a little with ton of weight.. i never understand what he's doing...

 

[epimetheus]

there's this guy at the gym i go to. when he does bench press, he puts 4 45s and some smaller weights on each side...then he just pushes it up and down like an inch... he never even moves it below the hooks that hold the bar...he just pushes it up and down a little with ton of weight.. i never understand what he's doing...

Lockouts?

 

[Elite_Fry]

was once at my gym and in the toilets.. and this big buff guy was wanking in the showers. at our gym there are curtins for the shower, and this sick fuck didnt have it closed, but open for every one to see his tiny dick.
it was fucking gross. true story

also theres this asian guy in my gym who everytime he goes to the gym he gets about 3 - 50pound plates and puts them on the floor. he then lies on the floor, pulls his shirt up and puts the weights on his stomach. he does nothing but lie there for 10 minutes and then struggle to get them off.
this guy hasnt got a clue.. all he ever does in the gym is this weight to stomach thing.. or else he just picks up some weights and swing around the room

this one wasnt so much funny...

i was using the jumprope in this room with those old grandpa pussy exercise machines, and this old cow (about 70) came in and starting giving me advice. I told her very politely i was fine and knew what i was doing. Then she dirbbles on about "no no no, your hurting your feet, do it on a mat". Seems odd that she knows wherever im hurting my feet or not. But i try to please her and starting doing it on mat. Well 1 minute later i slipped over becos it was so slippery (the mat keeps moving around). Then of course she tells me to take my shoes off so i do. "oh no son, you gotta take your socks off also". I start jumping, mat keeps moving. "Move the mat so its under an exercise machine". I start jumping, the rope keeps hitting the machine so i stop. "Oh try facing a different position". At that time i got fed up, pick up my shoes and walked out the room.

 

[WannaBPowerful]

This new member comes into the gym im workin at one day. He wants to do cardio so we put him on the treadmill. When we pushed start, his eyes bugged out of his head and he jumped off the treadmill in fright. As if he didnt know it was going to move. Funniest shit iv seen in a while. I couldnt stop laughing for a while.

 

[ianmpeebles]

guys that come in and do nothin' but benchin' and curls.

 

[strong island]

Guys from NY/NJ know these guys:

Juiceheads that come to the gym all decked out in their armani tank tops and cell phones THAT YOU NEVER SEE TRAIN LEGS.

Oh yeah..they always wear sweatpants to cover up their scrawny legs.

SI