Whats The Dumbest Thing Youve Ever Done.....

[mytmo]

My buddy was triing to max out with 375 on flat bench in front of some chicks. When he pushed they weight he shit him self bad. He was wearing whit sweat pants and you could see the stains come through down his leg. I fell to the floor cracking up as he ran out triing not to leave a trail.

 

[ironman_845]

Broke my foot on the F*cking treadmill! Of course my daughters boyfriend who was a starter on the HS football team saw the whole thing and told everyone!

 

[Fathead]

I lifted light and high reps, did my abs and cardio every day, while on the Atkins diet and thought that I could retain my muscles.

 

[blkVoodoo]

OH yea... well once i payed 100$ for a bottle of T200... was it fake... who knows?!?!

 

[lawnsaver]

About 1 and a half years ago I tried the 100lbs dumbells for the first time on flat bench. I had 2 spotters and the one was an idiot. I got them up once and on the 2nd rep I lost control of my left arm. It was like a tree falling down. Timber!!!!! Fell acroos my body and landed on the other spotters foot and broke his big toe. Well the spotter wasnt wasnt paying attention and didnt grab it before it fell.

 

[[_Adrenaline_]]

Gym related:
Bench pressing a heavy load at home without a spotter and not being able to lift off my chest. I had to roll it down my chest, across my abs, over my crotch *gulps* and onto my quads before I could get it off.

 

[w8liftinglady]

About ayear ago,I was pyramiding on the incline bench with heavy(for me) dumbbells.I was doings 50s to failure,when I dropped my arms to my sides-crushing my middle finger between the 50s and the 45s I just did.I broke it in two places.I was bleeding everywhere,but the gym was packed and I wasn't about to let those guys see me cry....So I fashioned a splint out of a toilet paper roll and some bandaids,and finished my workout.I din't miss a day,wearing one of those little finger splints,taking some antibiotics i'd borrowed....of course,now my finger still bothers me,but I was tough

 

[Bossman]

About a year ago, I had just started seeing this really cool chick. I was in the sixth week of a ten week cycle and we were at a party. We were both half naked and one of her girlsfriends came running in the rooming screaming about some guy beating up another one of their guy friends outside. So I ran out of the house, saw this guy on top of their friend. I came running at him and as he looked up to see me hit him with a hard right square in the face. I knocked him about ten feet, his nose had exploded and was bleeding all over the place, definitely broken. I'm not the type that gets in fights and acts tough, but was just trying to help this kid out. My right hand was broken, and I had about three weeks left of my cycle. I finished taking the juice, did the clomid therapy, but couldn't lift for the following six weeks. I should have let that little fucker get the shit kicked out of him, but didn't have the time to think about it. So that was my waste of juice, seeing most of the gains slowly go away while I couldn't do anything about it.

 

[Skudlord]

Wasting my money trying all the muscletech suppliments

 

[slash747]

Gym Stupidity

Im a clutz at the gym but theres definately 2 times that I have embarrased the shit out of myself...

1) I was doing cardio on the treadmill , had the sucker up to 10mph running like the russian guy from that Rocky movie, when one of my friends calls my name out and without thinking I turn my upper body around and get sling shot into this 65 year old lady who broke my fall... I joined another gym temporarily.. I know its cruel but she wasnt hurt I swear!!

2) This hot chic is working out on one of the AB machines and she is wearing daisy dukes with no undies either that or a very floosy g-string, and I turn around to my friend and I saw in greek "Afti edo tis gliphis to golo ei oxi?" which means would you lick this chics asshole or what? Just then the 16 year olds ( she looked like she was in her 20's ) father that was working out right next to me goes into a fit of rage, which took 3 people to calm hiim down... Number 1 why do you let youre 16 year old daughter dress like that at the gym, 2nd he should not take Gear if hes going to rage like that hehehe.... Again I joined another gym for the next month!!