Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below My training partner had refused to spot me (so he could talk to some hot bitch that he could never get anyway), so when he needed a spot for flat bench with heavy weight, I waited till he was struggling to lock it out and I whipped out my nutsack and mushed it on his forehead, causing him to dump the weight! Little did I know, the "hot bitch" watched the whole thing.Everytime I walked by her after that she gave me this weird-ass look.....I was 15 yrs old at the time.
Whats The Dumbest Thing Youve Ever Done.....
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one time my partner was warming up with 225. i turned for just a second it it roll out of his hands and bounced on his chest.
one time in the gym a guy was stretching on a bench press bar. he accidentally unracked it and it fell on his hands. it only had 135 on it but it snapped off the tip of his thumb.
one time my partner was warming up with 225. i turned for just a second it it roll out of his hands and bounced on his chest.
one time in the gym a guy was stretching on a bench press bar. he accidentally unracked it and it fell on his hands. it only had 135 on it but it snapped off the tip of his thumb.
It was leg day and I was doing heavy squats, On my second set, bent down two far and let an ear drum shattering fart out. Well wouldn't you know it but a group of hotties was walking by. Thank god they were cool and just laughed it off. I finished by workout and got the F out of there!!!!
Bwaahahahaha....!!!! Great stuff.
"Don't move this thread to chat because I dont think they work out..." LOL Now that is classic.
Man I so can relate to that Needle hitting a nerve in your quad and jumping out. I was pushing the Pin in and I go very slowly so not to hit nerves... Anyhow, I was pushing, almost fully in, and then suddenly I got that ever so fun ZING of hitting a nerve very solidly! My quad twitched and the needle popped out and was lying on my be next to me... I just sat and looked at it dumbfounded for a few seconds and decided that it was a good day to shoot delts instead!
"Don't move this thread to chat because I dont think they work out..." LOL Now that is classic.
Man I so can relate to that Needle hitting a nerve in your quad and jumping out. I was pushing the Pin in and I go very slowly so not to hit nerves... Anyhow, I was pushing, almost fully in, and then suddenly I got that ever so fun ZING of hitting a nerve very solidly! My quad twitched and the needle popped out and was lying on my be next to me... I just sat and looked at it dumbfounded for a few seconds and decided that it was a good day to shoot delts instead!
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Adaptek
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One time I was doing close grip triceps press with 185lbs on a barbell. My training partner was there watching me as the weight somehow slipped out of my hands and bounced off my chest. It bounced once and he grab it in the air. For about two weeks a had a long bruise line going across my chest.
Another time I was squatting 315lbs. My partner wasn't even around because we rep that weight easily. He was off talking to a chick. Needless to say that particular day my legs turned to Jelly and I ended up tumbling down on my knees in the squat rack. Luckily the side bars were around waste height.
Talk about embarrassing moments. That and when I puked in the squat rack on three occassions.
Another time I was squatting 315lbs. My partner wasn't even around because we rep that weight easily. He was off talking to a chick. Needless to say that particular day my legs turned to Jelly and I ended up tumbling down on my knees in the squat rack. Luckily the side bars were around waste height.
Talk about embarrassing moments. That and when I puked in the squat rack on three occassions.
dirkpitt51
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Two weeks ago I'm lifting at my company's gym. I'm one of the only ones in there and I'm doing preacher curls. After a couple of sets a couple women come in, one gets on the bench right behind me. When I leaned over to grab the weight the preacher bench pushed on my abs enough to push out a sick sounding fart. I wasn't even expecting it, no way to hold it back. I did my set like nothing happened and I think the lady behind me was just trying to avoid eye contact with me.
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Wanna hear stupid?
Here it goes,
the other night i was having a romantic night with my girlfried and after drinking some she said, "ok, tell me a secret, something about you that i dont know". She opened up and told me something about herself, it was ok, nothing great. But then it was my turn. I had been waiting for the chance to tell her so i told her " I USE STEROIDS". She was in complete shock! It was terrible!
It took me a long time to calm her down.
Then i felt terrible, i was trying to explain to her about the reality of steroid use but its hard to break the image that the media has been giving us all this years.
Thats it, stupid as can be.
Wanna hear stupid?
Here it goes,
the other night i was having a romantic night with my girlfried and after drinking some she said, "ok, tell me a secret, something about you that i dont know". She opened up and told me something about herself, it was ok, nothing great. But then it was my turn. I had been waiting for the chance to tell her so i told her " I USE STEROIDS". She was in complete shock! It was terrible!
It took me a long time to calm her down.
Then i felt terrible, i was trying to explain to her about the reality of steroid use but its hard to break the image that the media has been giving us all this years.
Thats it, stupid as can be.
I told this story before so Ill keep it short...was going back from south america with a lot of gear on person,,,well while on line for customs one of the bags of dbol fell out of my underwear down my pant leg and was sticking out by my shoe......stupid..yes...$3000 in gear or 20 years..what would you chose
