What would your internet dating ad say?

[Cal_21]

lol@ "being the male that he is". It's why we adore them so much, the lil quirks they have grow on us like a lovable fungus we can not get part with without meds or shrinks. lol

I love men..Most men at least.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Not as hot as lestat. Not as cool as lestat. Not as well off as lestat. Not as hung as lestat...but all that shit is overrated anyway....COME GET SOME!

OMG... You are killing me over here.

 

[AAP]

You will never ever write a personal ad as good as this man's.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/oh-god-wtf-pick3-512892.html

 

[bw1]

When we are talking about size...Boats matter!

On the internet my boats huge

 

[vixensghost]

On the internet my boats huge

Send picture of said boat!

 

[bw1]

Send picture of said boat!

 

[Bikini Mod]

You will never ever write a personal ad as good as this man's.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/oh-god-wtf-pick3-512892.html

WTF?... you have NO IDEA how many ads like this I have read.

I am not EVEN kidding.

 

[the_clockwork]

Mine would say :

Stunningly handsome nymphokleptomaniac (read : fucking steal shit) into nudism, watersports, foot bondage, sounding, mirrors (for me, not you), chains, whips and battery grips, but otherwise pretty vanilla. Looking for rich, goodlooking, rich, single, rich, retard. I enjoy role playing. Your Investor is one of my favorites. Please no weirdos or anything. I am looking for a serious, mature, well grounded relationship. Please, no one over 25 either.

haha I'd answer that one!

 

[Bikini Mod]

She's not kidding either. LOL

 

[the_clockwork]

"I film myself wanking wearing female underwear, including bra, panties or nylons. I masturbate with dildos deeply inserted in my butts."

wtf "butts"