What makes you a "good catch"?

[nimbus]

LOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Dunk]

They say my goo tastes good.

 

[all the whey]

They say my goo tastes good.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i try really really really hard to make sure that im NOT a good catch. ive been a good catch all my life. ive been offered marriage lots of times, and have no doubt that were i still in my home town, would have got a few more proposals. i mean

i have one of those traditional jobs girls really like
im really smart
im working on a multimillion dollar development
im really level
i have a great sense of humour
good bod
brilliant sexually
great family
the girls family inevitably loves me

the thing is though, that the more i qualify as a boyfriend, the more resistence i get for sex, and so i play down all those above things. i have to broadcast really really hard that:

i hate pharmacy (not really true, but still)
im a dj/entertainer
im a massive slut
i refuse to commit unless i have 3 wives
i have no ambition (all lies)
i have a shit car (true. didnt buy a good one for this very reason lol)

so yah. im a brilliant catch...in massive, massive disguise

 

[Stefka]

Yeah, I got nothing.

dammit

 

[jackangel]

i try really really really hard to make sure that im NOT a good catch. ive been a good catch all my life. ive been offered marriage lots of times, and have no doubt that were i still in my home town, would have got a few more proposals. i mean

i have one of those traditional jobs girls really like
im really smart
im working on a multimillion dollar development
im really level
i have a great sense of humour
good bod
brilliant sexually
great family
the girls family inevitably loves me

the thing is though, that the more i qualify as a boyfriend, the more resistence i get for sex, and so i play down all those above things. i have to broadcast really really hard that:

i hate pharmacy (not really true, but still)
im a dj/entertainer
im a massive slut
i refuse to commit unless i have 3 wives
i have no ambition (all lies)
i have a shit car (true. didnt buy a good one for this very reason lol)

so yah. im a brilliant catch...in massive, massive disguise

you'd drive around in a shit car for that reason? you fucking nut.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I really dont care that much about anything so I wont be pissed if you cheat on me

I have all the limp bizkit CD's

 

[Cal_21]

I can make a girl laugh and make her cum. (can get real freaky).

 

[-SD-]

I can make a girl laugh and make her cum. (can get real freaky).

Making her cum is mandatory of all guys, doesnt make you a good catch, young padowan.

 

[Cal_21]

Making her cum is mandatory of all guys, doesnt make you a good catch, young padowan.

I know, just didn't want to get carried away...lol.