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What makes you a "good catch"?

KillahBee

KillahBee

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And leave the tee hee bullshit to the mightymoush threads. Get real with me peeps.

Me?

I fuck like a god
I'll solve your problems
I'll keep you smilin
 
mightymouse69 said:
chicks dig me - I make them giggle and cum hard
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Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.
 
Italians are blessed bro...


KillahBee said:
Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.
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i'm 43 and i'm still hawt. . .i have the work ethic of a friggin pack horse. . .i've been with my wife for 18 years last sunday (15 of them married) and i'm still just as crazy about her as i was 18 friggin years ago. . .i'm the best damn friend you could ever have (if you are my friend and you call me up in the middle of the night and tell me that there's a dead body in your living room. . .i show up 5 minutes later with a friggin' shovel and i don't ask questions. . .you're my friend so i figure the s-o-b must have had it coming). . .
 
I am the life of the party.. any party..

loyal

good looking dressed up or in a t

other women want me.. and my wife likes that..

Laughter and good times.. period..

Family, and i make a good wage, and my faith in God
 
im good looking
educated
about to have a good career after grad school
nice cokc
funny
long tongue
 
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KillahBee said:
Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.
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I was thinking about this today actually. "What is the most vital quality a person can have in life", I asked myself. My answer....a sense of humor. Seriously it trumps everything. EVERYTHING. Why make life worse than it has to be by not being able to have a good laugh when it kicks you in the face and pisses all over it? You need to regroup with a good laugh before you get back up and fuck it hard like the bitch that it is.
It's still important to follow through with the other stuff, but I stand by the above.
And on that note, yes, I have a sense of humor. It comes to me sometimes like a clairvoyance from hell. Speaking of which, hell I could crack up a funeral with the right timing.
 
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i try really really really hard to make sure that im NOT a good catch. ive been a good catch all my life. ive been offered marriage lots of times, and have no doubt that were i still in my home town, would have got a few more proposals. i mean

i have one of those traditional jobs girls really like
im really smart
im working on a multimillion dollar development
im really level
i have a great sense of humour
good bod
brilliant sexually
great family
the girls family inevitably loves me

the thing is though, that the more i qualify as a boyfriend, the more resistence i get for sex, and so i play down all those above things. i have to broadcast really really hard that:

i hate pharmacy (not really true, but still)
im a dj/entertainer
im a massive slut
i refuse to commit unless i have 3 wives
i have no ambition (all lies)
i have a shit car (true. didnt buy a good one for this very reason lol)

so yah. im a brilliant catch...in massive, massive disguise
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i try really really really hard to make sure that im NOT a good catch. ive been a good catch all my life. ive been offered marriage lots of times, and have no doubt that were i still in my home town, would have got a few more proposals. i mean

i have one of those traditional jobs girls really like
im really smart
im working on a multimillion dollar development
im really level
i have a great sense of humour
good bod
brilliant sexually
great family
the girls family inevitably loves me

the thing is though, that the more i qualify as a boyfriend, the more resistence i get for sex, and so i play down all those above things. i have to broadcast really really hard that:

i hate pharmacy (not really true, but still)
im a dj/entertainer
im a massive slut
i refuse to commit unless i have 3 wives
i have no ambition (all lies)
i have a shit car (true. didnt buy a good one for this very reason lol)

so yah. im a brilliant catch...in massive, massive disguise
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you'd drive around in a shit car for that reason? you fucking nut.
 
jackangel said:
you'd drive around in a shit car for that reason? you fucking nut.
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my car is worth a thousand dollars

my wardrobe is worth twenty thousand dollars

the girls i have sex with are priceless

so YES, I WOULD lol

hell, my house is empty as for the same reason. if my house is full of awesome stuff, furniture bla bla, girls picture themselves living there as my gf/wife, and then they refuse to have sex until week 3

if my house looks like a rich itinerant guys place like it does ie 3 queen beds, a cafe style ottoman outdoor setting, and various dj decks/speakers/bullshit there, then girls think "this guy hasnt really got his shit together properly yet...but hes funny and cute, and hes actually hitting on me, so...yeah, ill have sex with him, why not" and so im having sex on day 1 or day 2.

lately the ultimate pickup line has been when theyre in my house, saying "do you want to have sex?" point blank and when her mind is reeling with "OMFG who actually says that" i take them by teh hand and thats that. ridiculous.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I really dont care that much about anything so I wont be pissed if you cheat on me

I have all the limp bizkit CD's
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If I had awarded karmas to this thread right here they's be yours
 
You're only a good catch to those that you have things in common with... Me, I'm ravishingly handsome and built like a mack truck.... I don't smoke, don't drink very much at all..... I'm stable and predictable..... I'm very affectionate..... But I'm no catch at all because I don't have a job! LOL
 
KillahBee said:
Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.
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I should be golden then.
 
hrmm...

i'm intelligent
very socially adjusted, put me anywhere and i'll excel and build rappor
i have good style/decent looking face
above average physique (at least right now)
business savvy/have the entrepenurial mindset
extremely funny when i want to be and have a good heart
i have the same name as nintendo character (owned)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
you wish
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She either laughin or screamin from the big O round here.
 
calveless wonder said:
hrmm...

i'm intelligent
very socially adjusted, put me anywhere and i'll excel and build rappor
i have good style/decent looking face
above average physique (at least right now)
business savvy/have the entrepenurial mindset
extremely funny when i want to be and have a good heart
i have the same name as nintendo character (owned)
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yo random but thinking about your name made me realize: what ever happened with the EF fantasy football league?
 
nimbus said:
biteme did you really not get this joke?
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Lots of things slip by me these days. I'm about as sharp as a marble.
 
biteme said:
Lots of things slip by me these days. I'm about as sharp as a marble.
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yea that was retarded of me to call you out for that, doesn't really serve a purpose. i get mad at my mom when she pulls that shit with my pops
 
I ain't postin on no thread that could IMPLY I smell like some Cape Cod Catch of the Day. Nope, not gonna happen.

:)

Scots, I'd not run if I were single. I like teddy bears. :)
 
I never argue about money. If you tell me a BJ is $100, I plop it on the table. No questions asked.

Get sucking bitch.




Plus, I'm blind. chicks love that for some reason.
 
I am bright, funny, loyal, honest, and kind. I am a wonderful conversationalist and an excellent listener. I am compassionate and empathetic. I am a wonderful mother.

And for those men who find *my type* appealing... I am DEAD SEXY.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am bright, funny, loyal, honest, and kind. I am a wonderful conversationalist and an excellent listener. I am compassionate and empathetic. I am a wonderful mother.

And for those men who find *my type* appealing... I am DEAD SEXY.
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You forgot to mention humble.


I agree with all of what you said, plus some! :)
 
vixensghost said:
You forgot to mention humble.


I agree with all of what you said, plus some! :)
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LOL... I am very self-aware Ms Vixenbabe. I had no issue listing what makes me a bad catch either... hehehehe but that was not the topic of THIS thread. Was it? :qt:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am bright, funny, loyal, honest, and kind. I am a wonderful conversationalist and an excellent listener. I am compassionate and empathetic. I am a wonderful mother.

And for those men who find *my type* appealing... I am DEAD SEXY.
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Jeeeeezzz, sounds like a personal ad post
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL... I am very self-aware Ms Vixenbabe. I had no issue listing what makes me a bad catch either... hehehehe but that was not the topic of THIS thread. Was it? :qt:
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It's funny, I had no problems listing the bad, but have issues with listing the good. Yes, it's a part of me that is true to life as well.

I was just bustin your chops-You know this of course!
 
Oh yea.... and I am the coolest broad on the planet because I NEVER give my man shit over something dumb. :) If I give shit, it is BIGTIME warranted.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Oh yea.... and I am the coolest broad on the planet because I NEVER give my man shit over something dumb. :) If I give shit, it is BIGTIME warranted.
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Biggest lie posted in EF history
 
ok,
i'm pretty funny and usually quite happy.
i like to cook
I like to have the sechs
i hate fighting, and therefore let most things go, even if they bother me, although not much bothers me.
I can talk about most subjects except for prostates, and nascar.
i don't yell, play games, or expect anyone to read my mind. :)
 
nimbus said:
yo random but thinking about your name made me realize: what ever happened with the EF fantasy football league?
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well...few things happened with it. i'm sad, because it would have been an awesome league

1.) when the league was supposed to start was the craziest time for me, and i had no time to be commish (even though initially i did)
2.) not enough peeps....a couple dropped out at the last minute
3.) my moneyz was so fucked up at the time i couldn't even pay the league fee(to sportsline) by myself for a couple of weeks, so they suspended the league
 
vixensghost said:
I ain't postin on no thread that could IMPLY I smell like some Cape Cod Catch of the Day. Nope, not gonna happen.

:)

Scots, I'd not run if I were single. I like teddy bears. :)
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Godamn teddy bear shit again.

If you were single I'd already be there with a boat in tow.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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