What makes you a "good catch"?

[KillahBee]

And leave the tee hee bullshit to the mightymoush threads. Get real with me peeps.

Me?

I fuck like a god
I'll solve your problems
I'll keep you smilin

 

[digimon7068]

i'm ez. . .and not so bright. . .da bitches loves me. . .

 

[Raptorex]

chicks dig me - I make them giggle and cum hard

 

[needtogetaas]

I can cook

 

[KillahBee]

chicks dig me - I make them giggle and cum hard

Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.

 

[puddlemonkey]

$$$


I win

 

[Raptorex]

Italians are blessed bro...

Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh, and I trim my pubes!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Checkmate!

 

[digimon7068]

i'm 43 and i'm still hawt. . .i have the work ethic of a friggin pack horse. . .i've been with my wife for 18 years last sunday (15 of them married) and i'm still just as crazy about her as i was 18 friggin years ago. . .i'm the best damn friend you could ever have (if you are my friend and you call me up in the middle of the night and tell me that there's a dead body in your living room. . .i show up 5 minutes later with a friggin' shovel and i don't ask questions. . .you're my friend so i figure the s-o-b must have had it coming). . .