What league am I in?

[healother]

you know what i do to attract women? i act like a man. i stare at their asses, i tell them the crude thoughts i have about them, look at their boobs while they talk to me, burp, fart, eat what's on my plate and then whats left on theirs. quit trying to be their gaddam sister or best friend.

i dunno, i just went out tonight to a bar with a dance floor, and had a horrible time. right now im at the point where i feel like id do anything to get a woman or to attract them as long as i didnt lie or disrespect them. of course tomorrow ill wake up and feel lazy again

There is a difference between doing stuff just to please someone and doing them because you enjoy them.

So, you are basically saying that you have absolutely no ambition to ever do anything in life except eat, sleep and live at home with your parents? You don't want anything for your life? You have nothing that interests you or that you hope for? ???

lots of ppl on these forums are telling me to do things just to please women. i think thats very unsatisfying in the long run.

I have very little ambition. I go to work, and then go home and go on the computer most nights. on the computer i try to talk to women i meet online, then i ponder why my life sucks with women and i post on various forums about it to try to find solutions. when i go out to try to meet women, i am really shy and depressed so i usually dont meet anyone. women are pretty much the only thing i want at the moment, and i still dont try hard enough to get one. women are currently what i hope for. and to move out and live in my own house someday. i also hope to one day get back in shape again to the way i was in highschool only better. also i hope to find more hobbies and make more friends.

the only way i would ever consider professional help would be if i could get it in multiple areas of my life, professional help towards mental health, professional help at becoming a better dancer, professional help at making friends, meeting women, etc.
there is no use living life unless i can live it and be happy.

but i have some major obstacles to get past, one of them is my religion which basically teaches that we arent supposed to have lives. Christ's sole purpose on earth was to serve others, and put others completely before himself. If I had to do that, and i had no time left for me, I'd rather not be alive.

also theres the whole sexual rules and guidelines regarding christianity.

i hope its not hopeless, i hope i can heal my brain and find answers and learn how to live and make myself happy, but right now it isnt working.

 

[youngguns]

the gay league

 

[biteme]

i dunno, i just went out tonight to a bar with a dance floor, and had a horrible time. right now im at the point where i feel like id do anything to get a woman or to attract them as long as i didnt lie or disrespect them. of course tomorrow ill wake up and feel lazy again



lots of ppl on these forums are telling me to do things just to please women. i think thats very unsatisfying in the long run.

I have very little ambition. I go to work, and then go home and go on the computer most nights. on the computer i try to talk to women i meet online, then i ponder why my life sucks with women and i post on various forums about it to try to find solutions. when i go out to try to meet women, i am really shy and depressed so i usually dont meet anyone. women are pretty much the only thing i want at the moment, and i still dont try hard enough to get one. women are currently what i hope for. and to move out and live in my own house someday. i also hope to one day get back in shape again to the way i was in highschool only better. also i hope to find more hobbies and make more friends.

the only way i would ever consider professional help would be if i could get it in multiple areas of my life, professional help towards mental health, professional help at becoming a better dancer, professional help at making friends, meeting women, etc.
there is no use living life unless i can live it and be happy.

but i have some major obstacles to get past, one of them is my religion which basically teaches that we arent supposed to have lives. Christ's sole purpose on earth was to serve others, and put others completely before himself. If I had to do that, and i had no time left for me, I'd rather not be alive.

also theres the whole sexual rules and guidelines regarding christianity.

i hope its not hopeless, i hope i can heal my brain and find answers and learn how to live and make myself happy, but right now it isnt working.

Biteme feels your pain

 

[healother]

Then why the hell have you been posting on a steroid/workout discussion board for all these years?

*sounds of campfire crackling*

i guess once i find my little spot, i dont like to move. awhile ago I came onto these forums back when i used to workout. I was in sports and cared about the sports and I also wanted to workout to look good because i knew that would give me an advantage with women.

eventually when highschool and sports ended for me, and when i got tired of working out for women (which didnt help me get any) i burnt out and almost completely stopped working out. but ive stuck around here since, the rest is history.

Hasn't this pansy ass mutherfucker killed himself yet? Is he at least to the point where he's slamming his dick in a drawer or something?

no and if thats what your waiting for, im going to stick around, just to piss you off.

Biteme feels your pain

how is life going for you at the moment?

 

[Tony_Ducks]

My two cents, you need to get raging drunk, hit on everything and ask every girl in the bar to kiss you (bring mistletoe). When they say that you are late, New Years was four months ago, accuse them of being late and they have to use their tongue, when they refuse again, say c'mon.......c'mon..... til they do it.
Then get arrested, spend a month in jail with morons and harden up there, just sitting there learning to play cards and how they fucked some woman. If they can do it, so can you, just an attitude shift. I think only jailtime can do that for you.
Good luck

 

[biteme]

i guess once i find my little spot, i dont like to move. awhile ago I came onto these forums back when i used to workout. I was in sports and cared about the sports and I also wanted to workout to look good because i knew that would give me an advantage with women.

eventually when highschool and sports ended for me, and when i got tired of working out for women (which didnt help me get any) i burnt out and almost completely stopped working out. but ive stuck around here since, the rest is history.



no and if thats what your waiting for, im going to stick around, just to piss you off.



how is life going for you at the moment?

It's going well. I'm engaged and have regular great sex.... I was shy with women as well and didn't have a gf until I was 18. I had lots of one night stands in my early 20's, but didn't have another serious gf until I was 24 and I married her. I had a great body too, but it didn't get me laid as often as I thought, because I was too shy. Sounds like the only thing that really important to you is landing that perfect woman for you. Keep trying, it's worth the effort.

 

[biteme]

I was a 1 woman kind of guy, but my ex-girlfriend turned me into a slut. I loved her greatly and at the demise of our relationship, I was devastated. She turned into a slut, so I decided to not let her have all the fun, so I joined her in her sluttery. That girl nearly ruined me.

 

[Yarg!]

the league of extraordinary gentlemen.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

your league sucks

you need to join a new one

do what i said in PMs

yia

 

[Spartacus]

I suggest you return to the gym and workout again
improve your physique not as a means to impress woman,but to enhance your moods and health
and perhaps try chatting up a gal in the gym who is likely there for similar purposes
instead of hustling pussy in a nightclub