tomorrow I'm getting my anus swabbed...

[heatherrae]

If it were me I'd have you on all 4's, pulling your hair and throw in a few ass slaps.

LOL...

The American Medical Association would love that!

I think I'm going to have to go lie down and put my feet up now. My feet are swollen to the size of baloons.

 

[gotmilk]

I'm going to paint a smiley face on it.

Do you have enough paint?

 

[jh1]

Do you have enough paint?

looollolllllipops...

 

[jh1]

^ Sherwin Williams maybe able to paint the world, but I bet even they don't have enough for that job.

 

[Dial_tone]

try not to pass gas while you're ass end up.

 

[Mr. dB]

Get it bleached while he's down there.

 

[string_bean00]

i got that done once and the doctor was was a female and so hot. uncomfortable.

 

[Bikini Mod]

If it's any consolation, I don't think ANYTHING could be worse than what they stick where during the whole birthing process.






...just sayin is all.








Come to think of it, Strep B is ringing a bell but I can't remember the whole anus-swabbing thing... you'd thinK would seeing as how I went through that four times. But nope, sorry.

 

[StickFigure]

I have to take a Strep B test which is a routine test during pregnancy. I read up on it and it said that the doctor "swabs the vagina and anus." UGH. I wonder if he is just going to run something over the outside of it or if he is going to stick something up my bum?

WTF??? My ex had 5 kids and not once did she ever have to get her corn hole "swabbed"! You need a different doctor!

 

[Jon79]

No, I never have had it swabbed. Is it just like a qtip that they run over the surface?

I never had any STD scares in my life and never had the gynecomastia pay any attention to my bum before.

wait u mean strep like the throat shit......u can get that in your butt and vagina?????? omg that would hurt