This is why I love Apple

[Spartacus]

go get the wet food
maybe we can coax him back into him cage

 

[Spartacus]

cindylou = wetfood

 

[Spartacus]

one time I banged this gal that had two 85% wolves in cages in her bedroom
those wolves went wild when we got down to it

 

[Spartacus]

i was really after her neice Maria
Greek restaunanter family with much wealth
maria's dad blew his head off when the IRS got serious with his books
I remember catching maria's checkbook balance and it was over 100K
I suspect she left it apparent out in the open for me to see
drove a 450SL
I took it one weekend to atlanta
saw this band

 

[Spartacus]

later Maria and i went to atlanta for a U2 concert
and never made it to the concert

 

[Spartacus]

Debbie was her cousin
the gal with the wolves
I'm 85% wolf?
that's a wolf
wtf

 

[Spartacus]

what is the diffrence between an apple and a fig?

 

[Spartacus]

one time dude pulled a blade on me and swiped at my neck
I moved back enough but still caught 16 stitches across my adam's apple
then he ran away across 4 lanes of traffic
fortunately for me his cut fell perfectly inline with my natural neck wrinkle
and you can't tell to this day

 

[Spartacus]

you can't kill spartacus
you can only hope to contain him

 

[Mr. dB]

what is the diffrence between an apple and a fig?

Baby moths?