There is a family of racoons in my storage closet!!!

[freak daddy]

Sumbitches destroyed everything in my storage. Don't ask how they got in the closet. I live on the second story. Only way I can figure is they got in from the roof. SUMBITCHS!!! Animal control will be here tomorrow to get them out. I can't believe how much they destroyed. DDDAAAMMMNN!! I want to shoot them so bad, but my wife got all emotional on me. Fuggers probably have rabies!.

 

[spentagn]

I shot me a couple o' coons just last week. Fukin varmint.

 

[freak daddy]

If the mother coon was'nt nursing babies, I would have plugged the hoe in the head.

 

[the nature boy]

that's what happens when you invite El Dandy over to your place. He gets all drunk and leaves half eaten burritos everwhere. That's what the racoons really like to eat.

 

[addickt]

NO big deal.......Just go out and pet them. They are really friendly.

 

[manny78]

Napalm is the answer to your problems

 

[spentagn]

If the mother coon was'nt nursing babies, I would have plugged the hoe in the head.

Shoot the babies first, and watch the mother slowly come after your ass.

 

[freak daddy]

No shit Nature Boy! I'm calling El Dandy right now. Bastard!! No more burritos for El Dandy!

No thanks Addickt!

 

[starfish]

Nooooooooooo!!! Don't shoot them..

 

[freak daddy]

Shoot the babies first, and watch the mother slowly come after your ass.

LMAO!!!