the BORIS BECKER case.... are you familiar with it?

[madbomber31]

he got a little deep throat action from a waitress/ model in europe and he claims that is it... she is pregnant and dna tests show its his kid...

he claims she must have spit it, and thrown it up in herself to get pregnant... the laws say if the dna matches then he is responsible... how can that be? what do you think?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Yeah I remember watching some of it on the news where Boris Becker was in court...but she threw it up?? Is that possible? I mean wouldnt the girls's stomach enzymes break down the sperm and kill it?

If he's lying, he's a dumbass...If he's telling the truth, this would be one of the craziest paternity test stories of all time.

 

[harddtime]

lol, bet he wasn't expecting that shit

 

[slickdadd]

I think he meant "threw it up in her" as in get that shit on her hand and shove it in herself down below

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Call the Warren commision. Maybe they can give a diagram of the infamous "single load" theory, complete with deflection angles and ricochet.

 

[Latimer]

I believe it's the Jizz-Spill/33 theory. The Free Masons were probably involved. What line of longitude did this occur on?

 

[john937]

He'd have an easier time convincing the Catholic church it was the second immaculate conception.

 

[Providian]

stomach acid would quickly neutralize the sperm potencyso if she actually swallowed it getting pregnant off that same load would be impossible-he's just another example of a spoiled rich fuckwad unable to accept accountability for his actions.

 

[bouncer]

Damn right providian, just like O.J. and Micheal Jackson. fucker's make me sick.

bouncer

 

[Kakdiesel]

I cant front..with celebrities (especially athletes and entertainers) having money power fame and just over all godlike presence in our society, it is sad that they can get away with anything/everything..

however, if i was living a lifestyle like that, of course I would become spoiled, arrogant, and obnoxious and feel like nobody could touch me.

So really, I cant blame the way some of the celebs behave because in a weird way we put them up on that soap box. Now, dont flame me, I'm just speaking from my point of view--how I would be if I had that kind of power

just being real thats all