Fuck noisy, argumentative neighbors; they all need to be fuckin' evicted already. Or at least put everyone out of their misery and get a fucking divorce. Each of those people desperately needs to have their throat stuffed with a few of my dirty, sweaty, postworkout socks (or those of any of the muscleguys on this board).
Fuck inconsiderate, arrogant people who have too big a sense of entitlement or are too self-important to say hello or be courteous or share a public sidewalk or move a foot or two to the side when they have space or hold a door open or do anything else that would indicate they are civil human being and not some run-of-the-mill jerkwad.
Fuck people who make catty remarks when no one is speaking to them. No one asked for their fucking opinion so why the hell do they still provide it? The air is hot and polluted enough without adding your emissions to it. And the emissions from people like that, who talk too much, are basically the same whether it comes from their mouth or from their ass.
Fuck foul-mouthed, misbehaving teenage boys and girls and their ridiculous attitudes. And fuck their parents for allowing them to be that way. They need to start by washing out the mouths of brats like that with soap, taking away all their expensive, electronic toys, putting them on a strict schedule of nothing but school, homework, sleep, school again and forgetting about any afterschool activities, afterschool meetups, afterschool friends or afterschool anything until their attitude adjustment is complete and they become well-behaved children.
Fuck my bosses at work who still haven't signed off on my vacation requests -- almost three months after I put the paperwork in -- while they've granted others their vacation. I'm ready to roll up the requests and smack those people across their faces with them a few times.
Fuck this wretched economy that makes it difficult to find another job and just quit this one already.
Fuck hot, humid, sweaty, disgusting weather.
Fuck the government and its disproportionately high taxation of the middle class who pay a higher proportion of their income than either the poor or the rich yet receive the least benefits -- and then see most of that hard earned tax money go to pay for endless, pointless wars, bailing out failed megacorporations that still haven't changed their ways and providing tax breaks for big business and the wealthy.
Nice thread. Always good to let off some steam in a way that doesn't hurt people.