Steroids addressed to my P.O. Box but under your 70 yr. old grannie's name, GOOD IDEA or no?

[chazk]

barrow grandmas walker and clothes buy a wig and anwser the door
just incase you need to sighn for it.

plus if you get busted it will be more great news for the press to poke fun at the roid issue

"cross dressing man gets arrested for dressing as a 70 yr old lady to recieve steroid packages"

newsman ask.....
you were he neighbor did you every suspect him to be a freak?
oh no he was such a nice young man he stayed in his trailor and never bothered anyone

 

[Papa Lion]

have it sent to you... in your name!! if a sig is req that's fine... an "X" is a legal sig in the good ol U.S. of A. tell the guy "hmmm wonder what this is, wasn't expecting anything??" when you get it inside your house write in big letters across the package "return to sender" with a magic marker and let it sit there by your door for a while that way if anything did happen you have an arguable case at the very least!! if they say you signed and have proof then say when you looked at it closer you don't know anybody by that name so that's why you had return to sender!! there... problem solved, even for the most paranoid among us... cough*you*cough!! just playin!! but don't worry you're not alone, most of us have gotten a lil paranoid form time to time!! but don't EVER drag your family into it... especially unsuspecting!! even if the case gets dropped by a "good lawyer" your grand-ma would still have to go get booked ie finger printed, photographed etc... and that's even if she didn't have to sit in a cell!!

 

[CremasterBlaster]

1) Most sources will ship to PO boxes

2) To obtain a PO box you need generally 2 forms of picture ID

3) PO boxes are like checking accounts.......you can have more than one......they will generally make you put a physical address on the form......I like to use random street addresses.....even a smaller post office generally has a lockbox type system for packages that are too big to fit in the box......

If Granny did accept a controlled delivery, and then later found out (after questioning, the lonely ride "downtown", and one phone call) that the package contained steroids, I'm sure she could make the connection to her grandson that works out at the gym......so could LEO.

Use your real name, get a PO box, pick up your gear and don't renew the box......keep granny safe!

 

[Advisor_x]

I say definatly send to your granma just tell your source to label as "ENSURE" or better "ENEMA KIT"

 

[holy ghost]

aypinche cochino 'y quiero que lo sepas ha

^^^

 

[st8grad]

Re: Steroids addressed to my P.O. Box but under your 70 yr. old grannie's name, GOOD

lol! No you guys! I mean the authorities wouldn't bring a 70 year old granny down like that cuz a granny is obviously not in the juicer profile and this just confuses things all together, she won't go down because of that! it's very, very unlikely and if it even comes down to that, then the case targeting granny should be easy to dismiss for any good lawyer. lol.

They would arrest her and know that you would come and confess. Then you are signed, sealed, and delivered to the county sheriff for your comfy stay at his house.

Don't be stupid guy.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

lol! No you guys! I mean the authorities wouldn't bring a 70 year old granny down like that cuz a granny is obviously not in the juicer profile and this just confuses things all together, she won't go down because of that! it's very, very unlikely and if it even comes down to that, then the case targeting granny should be easy to dismiss for any good lawyer. lol.

does not matter if she fits the profile. if a bust happens she will be handcuffed and escorted out. LE will let her fight it out in court. dont fuck granny unless yall are a close family like that.

 

[Cal_21]

Re: Steroids addressed to my P.O. Box but under your 70 yr. old grannie's name, GOOD

aypinche cochino 'y quiero que lo sepas ha

^^^

jajaja

 

[Advisor_x]

aypinche cochino 'y quiero que lo sepas ha

^^^

Quien va a revisar un kit para metertelo en el culo...jajajajaj...lol......y puede ponerle tambien que es usado...jajajajaja

 

[hyp1]

Re: Steroids addressed to my P.O. Box but under your 70 yr. old grannie's name, GOOD

hehehe I love that pic!

bro be a fucking man,don't set your granny up like that