Spearmint Rhino just bought out our gentlemens club in Anaheim and Santa Ana

[wootoom]

I always did coke on bathroom stalls in real life

 

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I get turned down by strippers in video games

 

[WoodyO]

I got banned at The Main Attraction for tipping a stripper with napkins and putting a hand full of change down her panties.

 

[wootoom]

I always got kicked out for jerking off in pervert row

 

[WoodyO]

There's a young kid in my shop that always walks around with a raging hard on. People have to dive out of the way when he walks by. Anyways, another dude in the shop told me he saw that kid beating off in the bathroom. He said the kids legs were kicking around under the stall door like he walked in mid-cumshot.

 

[TableFun]

Lol

 

[wootoom]

lol@mid cumshot

 

[WoodyO]

This kid got all messed up at our company Xmas party once and walked around telling everyone he was the best looking bi-sexual in the building.

 

[WoodyO]

When he was drunk, another dude was dragging him around handing him everyone's half-filled beers and telling him to finish it off. He must have had the back wash of about 75+ people (including lot's of random strangers from Surf Bowl).

 

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Holy fuck im dying over woodys shit