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So here's my plan for the vending machine snack eating

KillahBee

KillahBee

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ANd it's not me eating, fuck that. But I'm coaching the kid and am financially invested on this:

Sip water
Sip a little cola
Coffee = poop?
Chew as LITTLE as possible
Swallow whole where applicable (i.e. entire snickers bar)


180 Minutes total

Round 1:
Snickers (1)
Milky Way
Pop Tarts (both)
Granola Bar
1 Skittles
15 minutes

Rest:
3 packs of gum (separately)
+ 2 mins rest
5 minutes


Round 2:
Muncho's
Lay's Plain x2
Bugles
1 skittles
Kit Kat
15 minutes

Rest:
Half 1 starburst
5 minutes





Round 3:
Famous Amos
3 Musketeers
Peanut M&M's
Skittles
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Life Savers
5 minutes

Round 4:
Pretzels (2)
Potato Skins
Cheez Its
15 minutes

Rest:
Half Life Savers
Half Starburst
10 minutes

Round 5:
PB Cracker (2)
Animal Crackers
Snickers
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Starburst
10 minutes

Round 6:
Doritos
Chex Mix
Party Mix
Animal crackers
20 minutes

Round 7:
Reeses
PB crackers
Milanos
20 minutes

Round8:
Snickers
99% Starburst
19 minutes

Grande Finale / Coup de Grace:
Leave one Starburst and finish it as the clock ticks down. Swallow it at 2 hours 59 minutes, 59 seconds while flipping off the entire office
 
I would advise against the cola. You don't need any gasses taking up space in his stomach. Maybe a sip of water after only the dry things like chips and the pop tarts.
 
nefertiti said:
I would advise against the cola. You don't need any gasses taking up space in his stomach. Maybe a sip of water after only the dry things like chips and the pop tarts.
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I agree, but here's where I like the soda. I was at a MONSTER buffet in Vegas, just orally raping everything in sight for what seemed like days. Soda saved me. It cooled the innards AND allowed me to belch out the stuff that needed to come out.

Not a lot, but enuff
 
KillahBee said:
I agree, but here's where I like the soda. I was at a MONSTER buffet in Vegas, just orally raping everything in sight for what seemed like days. Soda saved me. It cooled the innards AND allowed me to belch out the stuff that needed to come out.

Not a lot, but enuff
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The Fuck?

Soda in vegas?

Gad dammnit negro.

You want bubblies in vegas buffets, better be Champagne brunch or at least them faggy memosas.
 
KillahBee said:
I challange you to spell the world "challenge" properly
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jh1 said:
The Fuck?

Soda in vegas?

Gad dammnit negro.

You want bubblies in vegas buffets, better be Champagne brunch or at least them faggy memosas.
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Fuck that. I'm at a buffet for one thing and one thing only - mouth fuck the entire place until I have to puke so bad it literally manifests into another human being inside my innards and I eventually give anal birth to a foodbeing.

Beer, champagne, liquor has no place at a buffet.
 
if he's not allowed to vomit you are definitely going to lose :(

i'd throw up just from having to eat bugles
 
Dunk said:
holy shit. some dudes going to eat every item in your vending machine?

what's the bet?
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3 hours to eat everything w/out puking

They are taking up a collection for him. Prob close to a hondo. I get 10% and I have a $100 side bet for the over (o/u is 27 1/2)
 
lol...you sick fuck.

...and what the flip is this guys stats? does he lead the office in thigh?
 
nefertiti said:
I would advise against the cola. You don't need any gasses taking up space in his stomach. Maybe a sip of water after only the dry things like chips and the pop tarts.
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u think it would make u burp though and that could help

either wat he is fucked


throw up and do do everywhere
 
Dunk said:
lol...you sick fuck.

...and what the flip is this guys stats? does he lead the office in thigh?
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nah, he's a little white dude from Michigan. Hippy stoner pale gambino type cat. He's like 5'8", 160 maybe.

if that bitch loses I'm gonna fuck him up something silly
 
KillahBee said:
ANd it's not me eating, fuck that. But I'm coaching the kid and am financially invested on this:

Sip water
Sip a little cola
Coffee = poop?
Chew as LITTLE as possible
Swallow whole where applicable (i.e. entire snickers bar)


180 Minutes total

Round 1:
Snickers (1)
Milky Way
Pop Tarts (both)
Granola Bar
1 Skittles
15 minutes

Rest:
3 packs of gum (separately)
+ 2 mins rest
5 minutes


Round 2:
Muncho's
Lay's Plain x2
Bugles
1 skittles
Kit Kat
15 minutes

Rest:
Half 1 starburst
5 minutes





Round 3:
Famous Amos
3 Musketeers
Peanut M&M's
Skittles
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Life Savers
5 minutes

Round 4:
Pretzels (2)
Potato Skins
Cheez Its
15 minutes

Rest:
Half Life Savers
Half Starburst
10 minutes

Round 5:
PB Cracker (2)
Animal Crackers
Snickers
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Starburst
10 minutes

Round 6:
Doritos
Chex Mix
Party Mix
Animal crackers
20 minutes

Round 7:
Reeses
PB crackers
Milanos
20 minutes

Round8:
Snickers
99% Starburst
19 minutes

Grande Finale / Coup de Grace:
Leave one Starburst and finish it as the clock ticks down. Swallow it at 2 hours 59 minutes, 59 seconds while flipping off the entire office
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ololololol!

You have waaaaaaay too much free time on your hands even to conceive this plan. :)
 
PICK3 said:
ololololol!

You have waaaaaaay too much free time on your hands even to conceive this plan. :)
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quite the opposite. I know I';m stuck here working for prob 15-18 hours, so might as well find some fun in between the misery
 
KillahBee said:
quite the opposite. I know I';m stuck here working for prob 15-18 hours, so might as well find some fun in between the misery
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Yeah, like you totally won't feel miserable after consuming 36 vending machine snacks in a 3 hour period.

BTW, make sure to get this all on video and post it here.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Yeah, like you totally won't feel miserable after consuming 36 vending machine snacks in a 3 hour period.

BTW, make sure to get this all on video and post it here.



:cow:
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It's not me doing it, genius
 
jon79 said:
u think it would make u burp though and that could help

either wat he is fucked


throw up and do do everywhere
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It could help release air. And burping with that much in his stomach could make him throw up. Yuck, I feel ill just thinking about how shitty I'd feel after a binge like that.
 
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LOL Holy shit, that's more food than I thought.

But i did pass by a vending machine at costco and said to myself "Hey, this isn't too bad... I could do this!" Now hearing all that, it seems worse.

Honestly, I wouldn't stop and rest if I didn't have to, because as time passes he will get more sick from the foods he has already eaten. Better get it over with as soon as possible, then get sick later.

Hey, how about if he finishes in 2+ hours, then throws up half an hour later, BUT it's still less than 3 hours? hmmm.

Seriously, no breaks until absolutely neccessary. Also, I think you should have some sort of plan but he should wing it when eating the different foods, because I know I need different types of foods to get me to keep eating more during these marathon sessions. If i alternate foods, I can keep going much further than if I kept with the same type of food.


A, 160 pounds? ouch. Good luck.
 
There should be a website for this. People post what they want done, then someone does it if there's enough interest and money involved. This event for example... I'd put in $1.75 to see it happen. I'm sure others would throw in something and everyone wins.





OK $2.00 Fuck it.
 
gonelifting said:
LOL Holy shit, that's more food than I thought.

But i did pass by a vending machine at costco and said to myself "Hey, this isn't too bad... I could do this!" Now hearing all that, it seems worse.

Honestly, I wouldn't stop and rest if I didn't have to, because as time passes he will get more sick from the foods he has already eaten. Better get it over with as soon as possible, then get sick later.

Hey, how about if he finishes in 2+ hours, then throws up half an hour later, BUT it's still less than 3 hours? hmmm.

Seriously, no breaks until absolutely neccessary. Also, I think you should have some sort of plan but he should wing it when eating the different foods, because I know I need different types of foods to get me to keep eating more during these marathon sessions. If i alternate foods, I can keep going much further than if I kept with the same type of food.


A, 160 pounds? ouch. Good luck.
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That is how it's set up tho. Lots of food with small rests. And the bigger rests are way at the end and built in only if he needs them. We don't want him taking up the entire 3 hrs, obviously. But you can't slam 36 pieces of all that shit in a row. I told him the same thing - "be aware that NO break will make things better. 30 mins of not eating will NOT create room in your innards. just be clear on that, faggot"

Oh, and weight means NOTHING i neating contests, don't you people pay attention to ESPN???
 
KillahBee said:
Fuck that. mind over matter. as a man thinketh, so he is
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dont quote the bible if you dont believe in god.

any way Round 6:
Doritos
Chex Mix
Party Mix
Animal crackers
20 minutes
looks like the killer round out of all of them bro..its going to take longer then 20 mins to eat all that.think about it its like 30-40 chips per bag then hand fulls of checks mix and party mix.its the sheer volume of the food in this round thats going to take a wile.eating bags of chips and party mix is going to be time consuming and at round six thats not something you want,because he is going to be even slower and every hand full of doritos or mix is going to be like an eternity

I would save the things that can be eaten faster for the last rounds ie candy bars just a few mouth fulls a peace with little chewing...
 
also keep in mind protiens will make you feel fuller then you really are and eating light salty carbs makes you want to eat more...snickers/and things with pb or nuts should be saved for last...salty light carbs should go first.

logic

if you eat the protein in the last round it gives your stomic less time to feel its effects and get full.



also another thing you should consider...once he takes that first rest he is giving his stomic time to know the food is there...I would combine round 1,2 and maybe even 3 before the first rest bro...get as much in the first round as he can before his gut tells his head its there.no what I am saying.
 
needtogetaas said:
dont quote the bible if you dont believe in god.
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Why not? The Bible, Koran, et cetara are classic pieces of literature whether one believes in the deities or not.



:cow:
 
KillahBee said:
I wasn't quoting the fucking bible
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well next time find out were the person your quoting got it from first bro..that quote is in the bible and I am sure its bin around longer then they guy that said it...no big deal just saying. :)
 
He's gonna blow chunks faster than Tracy Gold on a bad day....

I'd be grabbing my rubber waders, goggles and rubber apron for splat protection!
 
needtogetaas said:
well next time find out were the person your quoting got it from first bro..that quote is in the bible and I am sure its bin around longer then they guy that said it...no big deal just saying. :)
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no shit, it's a pretty common quote / approach to life.

But James Allen conveyed it much better than Jesus or the dudes who followed him or that unicorn or whoeverthafuck. Niggas need writing skills
 
Take pics every 5 minutes with the stack of food in the background. I NEED this!


If there's no video of course.

My $2.00 donation is still on the table.
 
hahah this is so fucking awesome..

if he pukes do you lose? if so how long does he have to hold this all down?

man starbursts at the end huh.. that could be a killer.. I'd almost rather go through those right away..

in.. so in.. for updates..

when does this contest start?
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
hahah this is so fucking awesome..

if he pukes do you lose? if so how long does he have to hold this all down?

man starbursts at the end huh.. that could be a killer.. I'd almost rather go through those right away..

in.. so in.. for updates..

when does this contest start?
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Yes, I lose if he pukes within 3 hours. After that it's fair game. Tomorrow from 10-1 Eastern
 
KillahBee said:
Yes, I lose if he pukes within 3 hours. After that it's fair game. Tomorrow from 10-1 Eastern
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you should smoke him out first, the herb definitely helps with naus and hungr
 
bran987 said:
yeah WTF happened?????????
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Yeah, wtf? What happened to this guy? Did he ever eat any of that shit? I'm betting this isn't even real. Fucking kb.
 
you fucking liars!!!! you know I made another thread!! that took a lot of energy!!!

I had to nap for fuck's sake

SIDE NOTE: A beautiful female friend of mine gave me a great idea for the office halloween costume contest - dress up as a big scary vending machine with teeth and put a doll with this kids face on it in my clenching jaws
 
LOL I've seen some great costumes recently. The best ones are always where there are two heads or bodies on the costume to make it look like one guy is being carried. It's awesome.

yeah, wrong thread. Still a good idea.

pics.
 
KillahBee said:
you fucking liars!!!! you know I made another thread!! that took a lot of energy!!!

I had to nap for fuck's sake

SIDE NOTE: A beautiful female friend of mine gave me a great idea for the office halloween costume contest - dress up as a big scary vending machine with teeth and put a doll with this kids face on it in my clenching jaws
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christ at least post the link to it?
 
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