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Vending Machine Challenge - Update Thread

KillahBee

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820 calories in, my boy is feeling good! Just played Eye of the Tiger for him as he downed pop tarts like it was going out of style.
 
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SHit, word is he is MAD struggling. HE has 56 mins left and about 12 items to eat. He looks and sounds TERRIBLE. He says his mouth even hurts. I playd Eye of the Tiger for him, but I don't know.
 
i don't know, he couldn't bear to speak their names. he's struggling. real bad. I'm doing my best to will him there
 
Okay, so he's got 14 items left and like 21 minutes. I need him to eat 8 items so I can win the over. He's never gonna do it.
 
lol fuck


Once you listed everything I knew it was impossible

that's a great pic of him w/ all that shit on his desk...
 
Clearly the outcome was NOT victorious, or we would have had an affirmative post sometime after 1:00 p.m. est.

Probably the whole office is in an uproar because the guy went into a diabetic coma and they needed to call the EMTs :rolleyes:
 
Fuck. THat was impossible. I tried to make myself believe it was easy and therefore make him believe it. He ended up with 22 items finished. No puke tho. He was HURTING.
 
KillahBee said:
Fuck. THat was impossible. I tried to make myself believe it was easy and therefore make him believe it. He ended up with 22 items finished. No puke tho. He was HURTING.
should give him something for trying.
 
needtogetaas said:
should give him something for trying.


We did, he made prob a hondo on it. Fucker should give me a hondo tho since I list it on his weak ass. He didn't have the heart, that's all
 
Fucking lmao!!!

He should have never sat down though. wtf? You stand up and eat that stuff.

Should have started with the easy stuff first. I don't know.

What held him back? Fuck! I thought it was doable. I could do it, i think.


Got money?



I need to get back in shape first though. 5 or 6 years at least. ha!
 
gonelifting said:
Fucking lmao!!!

He should have never sat down though. wtf? You stand up and eat that stuff.

Should have started with the easy stuff first. I don't know.

What held him back? Fuck! I thought it was doable. I could do it, i think.


Got money?



I need to get back in shape first though. 5 or 6 years at least. ha!

Dude, it was a TON of really heavy stuff involved. He just slowed down. Said his stomach and mouth started hurting. He stopped talking. Looked all angry and pissed off and fucked up.
 
KillahBee said:
Dude, it was a TON of really heavy stuff involved. He just slowed down. Said his stomach and mouth started hurting. He stopped talking. Looked all angry and pissed off and fucked up.



roflmaoffffff!!!! Fuck man!! I could see it so vividly in my mind.


Ahhhh, good times. You still owe him.

Actually, you lost the bet.... ouch!

Still, he needs some props. Not just the hundred. He needs recognition down the road for this.

Get him to sign up here and we'll bomb him. ha jk
 
KillahBee said:


He looks like a fatty. What, he has to work while he's doing this as well? Pfft.......but on the other hand maybe the work acts as a buffer of sorts for the stress of the real task at hand.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
He looks like a fatty. What, he has to work while he's doing this as well? Pfft.......but on the other hand maybe the work acts as a buffer of sorts for the stress of the real task at hand.


he's 180 and short. not a fatty at all. yes, work doesn't stop for slothing, unfortunately
 
KillahBee said:
he's 180 and short. not a fatty at all. yes, work doesn't stop for slothing, unfortunately
did you say in another thread you are working 15-18 hours each day?
what happened to your contract deal?
are you back in an office?
should I actually pick up the phone and rekindle this friendship instead of asking dumbass questions on the interweb?
new phone - don't have your number, but I have the same one if you want to call OK
 
bran987 said:
did you say in another thread you are working 15-18 hours each day?
what happened to your contract deal?
are you back in an office?
should I actually pick up the phone and rekindle this friendship instead of asking dumbass questions on the interweb?
new phone - don't have your number, but I have the same one if you want to call OK


Yes, I am. It's cause I have an event next week and no fucking support and just got told I have to negotiate 22 fucking PGA TOUR contracts by 12/31/07. Good times.

Still have the contract, it's up 1/15. The deal is working fine so everyone wants me back. Just need to sign-off from CFO. But I told them I want the new deal now, not when the current one expires. If not, there's a chance they will lose me.

Still in my apartment rocking my cock out.

If my # didn't make the cut to the new phone then suck my tiny cock
 
KillahBee said:
Yes, I am. It's cause I have an event next week and no fucking support and just got told I have to negotiate 22 fucking PGA TOUR contracts by 12/31/07. Good times.

Still have the contract, it's up 1/15. The deal is working fine so everyone wants me back. Just need to sign-off from CFO. But I told them I want the new deal now, not when the current one expires. If not, there's a chance they will lose me.

Still in my apartment rocking my cock out.

If my # didn't make the cut to the new phone then suck my tiny cock
no #'s made it! my treo died! only #'s in new phone are blood relatives and at that only immediate family!
 
this thread is amazing.. I wish I could have seen him after he ate all of that..

haha that is so awesome.. see what else he's willing to do!!
 
#1 I think kb just called you guys grunts. eww.

#2 After all that food and the dude feeling sick and couldn't move or talk, it would have been great to get a super hot stripper in there to tease him into getting laid. I would like to see him attempt it after knowing he can't move or he'd puke it all out. What to do?.... lol

Even on the verge of puking, you can't turn that down, can you? Not that guy.

pics!
 
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