Shaving the Anus

[redsamurai]

hehe. actually, one of my jobs is as a travel agent, so traveling around the country is easy for me.

I'd be happy to shave your taint; the bigger the better. As a bonus, I'll even trim up/shave around the butt, too -- As long as I'm down there working away, what's a little more shave cream....now, regarding payment for services rendered.......maybe I can test out the newly shaved areas with a tongue and / or fingers?

you supply the alcohol???.......LOL

 

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you supply the alcohol???.......LOL

if a couple beers will get you relax, I'll buy a whole case. some X, some good porn; you'll be good to go after about 40 minutes. relaxed, lathered, shaved; maybe a happy ending for good measure...

 

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now about the lasering, T2B ... you wouldn't get the nether regions done because of why? Cost? Pain factor? Poor quality of final result?

for me, it is all about the pain. I have a low threshold for hurt; and as a buddy once said, pain knows no gender, so dont get all macho.....

But, to answer your question as seriously as I can; cost isnt a problem. Its all about the hurt. I got the beard line/jawline/chin area lasered to weed out some of the hair and to make shaving quicker and easier. It did, but I wouldn't do it again. Imagine a LARGE, THICK rubber band -- hold one end to your face and stretch out the other end about 7 inches. Let it snap. Now, do this 50 times to 50 different areas of your face and you'll get an idea about the pain. My doc {also my FB} did call me a pussy and said that his female patients take the pain more than his male patients. I told him to shut up, get the job done or he won't get an ass pounding from me. He got back to work......hehe

 

[redsamurai]

for me, it is all about the pain. I have a low threshold for hurt; and as a buddy once said, pain knows no gender, so dont get all macho.....

But, to answer your question as seriously as I can; cost isnt a problem. Its all about the hurt. I got the beard line/jawline/chin area lasered to weed out some of the hair and to make shaving quicker and easier. It did, but I wouldn't do it again. Imagine a LARGE, THICK rubber band -- hold one end to your face and stretch out the other end about 7 inches. Let it snap. Now, do this 50 times to 50 different areas of your face and you'll get an idea about the pain. My doc {also my FB} did call me a pussy and said that his female patients take the pain more than his male patients. I told him to shut up, get the job done or he won't get an ass pounding from me. He got back to work......hehe

you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

 

[rnch]

you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

 

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you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

barter system..... he pokes me with botox and I poke him with dick

 

[redsamurai]

is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

DFW's a marxist little pig!!!......ROTFLMFAO!!

I wonder if this made it into chairman Mao's handbook???

 

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is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

socialized would be if it were an orgy.

 

[youngguns]

I do indeed.

@ this thread being in Style, Fashion and Grooming

You lick assholes?

 

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You lick assholes?

I'll toss the salad if the lettuce has been cleaned first!