Matter of fact, let's make this easy rnchscam
Post a picture of you, in board shorts, holding your 'multiple degrees' in your driveway of your '$100k in DC' condo next to your 'not base model' camry
I'll post me, in board shorts, holding my degree, standing in front of my house on my 122 acres that your entire city block can sit in with room to spare, next to my new King Ranch that I didn't have to lease. I'll even hook it to the LowBoy and load up my ATV you seem to have a boner for.
if you also want a lift vid thrown in, you get to pick it. Any lift.