"please pee in the cup ms Stilleto. Not on your pants."

[txbondsman]

I laugh at the word "captured" being used when someone it peeing.

When someone says that they have titts so big that they can't even see their gina while bending over and holding a UA cup, there needs to be pics of said boobs, even if it's not the topic of the story, it becomes the topic to give credibility to the rest of the story. At least a pic in tight t-shirt, swimsuit, etc. Right? That's only fair...

 

[binö]

not in marketing, which is where I work.
they encourage creativity anyway- VP always jokes with me to go get high (she doesn't know that i do) and come up with some good ideas.

but if they did ever test, i'm screwed.

no, no, no.
i can asisst you if the time comes

 

[stilleto]

no, no, no.
i can asisst you if the time comes

nah, it's ok.
they'd never test. it's not an issue here. and if it were, half the people here would have to go, for use of the mildest of substances.

 

[Scotsman]

BWAHAHAHAHA you must spread K before giving it to Mava again.

And Stilleto- Yeah I think a lot not alot! Or at least that's what you should of said.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SpyWizard]

I laugh at the word "captured" being used when someone it peeing.

When someone says that they have titts so big that they can't even see their gina while bending over and holding a UA cup, there needs to be pics of said boobs, even if it's not the topic of the story, it becomes the topic to give credibility to the rest of the story. At least a pic in tight t-shirt, swimsuit, etc. Right? That's only fair...

picture not of Stilleto.. but still..

 

[stilleto]

picture not of Stilleto.. but still..

actually, that's a good illustration of why i couldn't possibly see the cup.

 

[Mavafanculo]

no, no, no.
i can asisst you if the time comes

do they have a female whizzinator or does she have to make believe she's a tranny?

 

[digimon7068]

my wife and i had trouble conceiving children when we first started trying. . .our twins were made by a little asian man wearing a mask and a lab coat, in a test tube, in a sterile room. . .ironically we're both fertile now. . .but i digress. . .

anyway. . .back in those days i had to give "samples" on a regular basis. . .

at least your overspray probably dried out and didn't even leave a stain. . .if my aim was off, i walked around the rest of the day sportin' a lewinsky. . .

 

[txbondsman]

actually, that's a good illustration of why i couldn't possibly see the cup.

yeah, and I have a cawk that I can lay 7 fiftycent pieces on...

 

[digimon7068]

yeah, and I have a cawk that I can lay 7 fiftycent pieces on...

stack-a-dimes here