"please pee in the cup ms Stilleto. Not on your pants."

[stilleto]

my wife and i had trouble conceiving children when we first started trying. . .our twins were made by a little asian man wearing a mask and a lab coat, in a test tube, in a sterile room. . .ironically we're both fertile now. . .but i digress. . .

anyway. . .back in those days i had to give "samples" on a regular basis. . .

at least your overspray probably dried out and didn't even leave a stain. . .if my aim was off, i walked around the rest of the day sportin' a lewinsky. . .

LOL
i don't know how anyone does that.

but your user title is funny.

 

[stilleto]

what does your waist measure, I was looking back at some of your pics, looks like it's 20", whomever that is a pic of is awfully curvy, looks....womanly.

You could have moved the camera up just a hair on the other, THAT would have made a good avi, whether that's you or not...

that's me and it has been my avi before.
i'm not sure what my measurements are. i'll measure it after i lose the 5lbs i recently gained.

 

[digimon7068]

LOL
i don't know how anyone does that.
but your user title is funny.

well. . .the "room" is private, comfortable and stocked with an ample supply of porn. . .when you finished "drawing the sample" you just screwed on the lid, opened the small door on the wall, set the "sample" on the shelf (there was another door on the otherside that opened into the nurses station. . .lucky girls), closed the door, pressed the button to let them know that you were "done" and then exited the room. . .the only redeeming aspect was that it was always during the workday. . .so in effect, i was actually getting paid to rub one out

 

[txbondsman]

well. . .the "room" is private, comfortable and stocked with an ample supply of porn. . .when you finished "drawing the sample" you just screwed on the lid, opened the small door on the wall, set the "sample" on the shelf (there was another door on the otherside that opened into the nurses station. . .lucky girls), closed the door, pressed the button to let them know that you were "done" and then exited the room. . .the only redeeming aspect was that it was always during the workday. . .so in effect, i was actually getting paid to rub one out

just imagine what the cleaning person sees...

 

[digimon7068]

just imagine what the cleaning person sees...

meh. . .it's probably the same person that cleans the booths at the peep show. . .