Pitfalls of having an extraordinarily hot girlfriend...

[Stefka]

Why did she need to call you to make the football players leave her alone?

 

[shirlene29]

ya, I gotta be honest I don't go runnin to my husband everytime someone hits on me or is a pita ina bar, course Im not a "10" either
I would think it would just feed insecurity and make him neurotic

 

[PICK3]

"extraordinarily hot" is a relative term

teh dumps I hang in having your own teeth wood qualify you

 

[theoldone]

Try having a wife that is a Tera Patrick look a like.

 

[RottenWillow]

I'm not 10 either. When I'm done up I look pretty good though. Plus big knockers and big onion attracts attention when in club gear, so dudes do tend to collect like flies on a dead snake.

Like Shirlene said though I don't need my husband to shoo anyone away when he comes back from the bar. Unless the girl is very wish-washy or just secretly loves the male attention, she shouldn't have any problem politely, but firmly, telling all the dudes to move on the second they try to land.

 

[bigtravis]

I'm not 10 either. When I'm done up I look pretty good though. Plus big knockers and big onion attracts attention when in club gear, so dudes do tend to collect like flies on a dead snake.

Like Shirlene said though I don't need my husband to shoo anyone away when he comes back from the bar. Unless the girl is very wish-washy or just secretly loves the male attention, she shouldn't have any problem politely, but firmly, telling all the dudes to move on the second they try to land.

that's the damn truth!

 

[JDid23]

lol.. he bailed pretty quick. this was right after shawne merriman got arrested for the tila tequila thing and i think gates knew it wouldnt end well for him if he did anything. so he hoped in his black mazarati and took off..
the other 3 players with him were chris chambers, michael bennet and kevin burnett

btw thx brother....she is a gr8 girl

lmao... when you said the story w/ gates, it reminded me of my friend's sister... She is a senior at penn state and fucked larry johnson (she is indeed white) a few years back at a PSU alumni party.

Btw, coming from a charger fan, you should have told gates to go fucking win some games and told chambers to go back to miami.. he was actually pretty dam good over there, and he hasn't done shit in san diego.


btw good for you getting a girl like that.... Nice, Trustworthy and Hella Hot

 

[Captain FT]

big knockers and big onion

I'm dying to know what the big onion is. Is that your ass?

 

[RottenWillow]

I'm dying to know what the big onion is. Is that your ass?

si

 

[_Yossarian_]

whats big onion?