OWNED! ...from overheard in NY

[RAAM Man]

The city lives. You can fuel any passion there if your willing to strive, thats why i love it. Miss it, too.

 

[Lestat]

That's fucking awesome!! I bet that dude banged them both on camera.

 

[velvett]

That's fucking awesome!! I bet that dude banged them both on camera.

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

 

[tuc biscuit]

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

what did they mean, i didn't understand

 

[Lestat]

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

Were you reading the same thing I was?

He suggested nude modeling.

They said take some of both of us.

All porn starts out as just "nude modeling"

sometimes even swimsuit modeling

its not long before the cock is pulled and and the fucking begins

 

[velvett]

Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

lol, if that is considered ownage in ny I may move there

 

[velvett]

Tourist: Where is Saks Fifth Avenue?
New Yorker: On Fifth Avenue, you moron!

--46th & 6th

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

This is how it plays out in many guys' fantasies anyway.

The guy still wins out.

 

[DIVISION]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

You had to go and ruin, didn't ya'..........

DIDN'T YA!!!!!!!!!

I could say so much more, honey.........but you'd think less of me....

At times likes these I'd like to douse you in a bowl of cherries.....




DIV