A'ight kiddies, gather round the campfire and let me tell you about my recent experience with...
*cue in suspenseful music*
[scarey voice] orrralllll treeennnnnnnn[/scarey voice]
*holds flashlight under face*
BOO!
God damn. <--- Cliff Notes version
Unlike most newbs who sum up their massive experience of 6 cycles and prior experiences (even though all 6 cycles were in the last year and they are only 19 years old and can't formulate a training plan or diet plan to save their lives), I am going to tell you a bit more about my past experience before getting to what this thread is about.
There are no titties pics in this thread so don't scroll down impatiently.
I did tren acetate once in the past. Didn't like it. I used both homemade from pellets -magically converted kiddies with the Coca Cola secret and 11 herbs and spices - and UG lab from powder. Difference here was UG Lab didn't really give me the cough like pellet conversions did, but then we all know why too.
I did 1cc homemade from pellets(76mg) and 3/4thcc of UG lab from powder (75mg). So it was a consistent dose.
5 weeks on it with 500mg test cyp.
I was so fucking nausated the whole time? How bad? Well as you can see, I can't even spell the word right anymore because the sheer thought of it makes me want to hurl.
And on tren, that is how I felt. Like I needed to hurl, but it was stuck at my Adams Apple. Just the thought of food made me sick. That is no exaggeration.
5 weeks of using tren. After the 4th day, I think there were only maybe 4-5 days for the remaining period of the 5 weeks that I had 2 meals in a day. Most days, I was only having one meal. No. Joke. And many many many days, that one meal was simply a whey shake and carbs post workout. I swear as God as my witness that this is the truth. I simply could not look at food, smell food, see tv commercials or bill boards of food without dry retching. I couldn't even drink gatorade or diet coke without wanting to stick my finger down my throat.
Good news is that my grocery bill was very low.
Now 5 weeks after having no more than 400-700 calories per day, you would think I would have lost weight. Well I did. 2 pounds to be exact. No lie. Don't ask me why. Lord only knows if I could have eaten half way decent while on tren how much bigger I would have grown.
So I stopped because I was sick of the sickness. (sick pun)
Thinking it was a one-off. I tried tren again a year later. Again, same thing. This time I stopped after 2 weeks.
Year later, tried Tren Enan because people said sides were much less. Same thing. (fuck)
So now I tried Oral Tren by Geneza. Because after all, oral tren really isn't tren in the first place as we know.
Monday - took 1 tab AM with breakfast, 1 tab before workout
Workout was at 5PM and was pretty normal.
Tuesday - 1 tab AM with breakfast, one tab at 4PM. Was suppose to workout at 5PM, but shit happened and I got to the gym at 8PM.
Workout = Awesome. Not exactly stronger, but more focused and aggressive which did equal a couple more reps than normal, but then again this was not "new strength" it was what I could have done anyway if I were pissed off. (hint hint, Clue # 1)
Wednesday - Same as Tuesday, but this time 2nd tab at 7PM and workout at 830PM
Workout = Went from awesome to UNGODLY. Jesus Christ, I was like I can do 3-4 more reps with heavier weights, but SHOULD I? Fuck, what if a tendon snapped?
Now I did get stronger when on tren acetate in the past, but then with not being able to eat, it balanced out to really only a slight increase.
This isn't the case here. OMG.
Wednesday night - went to bed at 11PM. (had shake post workout and then hour later had meal of 6 liquid egg whites and 1/4 cup ground beef)
Thursday morning 4AM - head was splitting open. never had a migraine before, never want another. Felt like my head was in a vice grip and tiny little fat Rush Limbarfs were jumping on the handles increasing the pressure.
This was before Xmas.
This week, gave it a second go starting Sunday.
Repeat exact same scenario once again. Day 3 and head is killing me.
Anyone else go through this? And if you didn't read all this, fuck you.
*cue in suspenseful music*
[scarey voice] orrralllll treeennnnnnnn[/scarey voice]
*holds flashlight under face*
BOO!
God damn. <--- Cliff Notes version
Unlike most newbs who sum up their massive experience of 6 cycles and prior experiences (even though all 6 cycles were in the last year and they are only 19 years old and can't formulate a training plan or diet plan to save their lives), I am going to tell you a bit more about my past experience before getting to what this thread is about.
There are no titties pics in this thread so don't scroll down impatiently.
I did tren acetate once in the past. Didn't like it. I used both homemade from pellets -magically converted kiddies with the Coca Cola secret and 11 herbs and spices - and UG lab from powder. Difference here was UG Lab didn't really give me the cough like pellet conversions did, but then we all know why too.
I did 1cc homemade from pellets(76mg) and 3/4thcc of UG lab from powder (75mg). So it was a consistent dose.
5 weeks on it with 500mg test cyp.
I was so fucking nausated the whole time? How bad? Well as you can see, I can't even spell the word right anymore because the sheer thought of it makes me want to hurl.
And on tren, that is how I felt. Like I needed to hurl, but it was stuck at my Adams Apple. Just the thought of food made me sick. That is no exaggeration.
5 weeks of using tren. After the 4th day, I think there were only maybe 4-5 days for the remaining period of the 5 weeks that I had 2 meals in a day. Most days, I was only having one meal. No. Joke. And many many many days, that one meal was simply a whey shake and carbs post workout. I swear as God as my witness that this is the truth. I simply could not look at food, smell food, see tv commercials or bill boards of food without dry retching. I couldn't even drink gatorade or diet coke without wanting to stick my finger down my throat.
Good news is that my grocery bill was very low.
Now 5 weeks after having no more than 400-700 calories per day, you would think I would have lost weight. Well I did. 2 pounds to be exact. No lie. Don't ask me why. Lord only knows if I could have eaten half way decent while on tren how much bigger I would have grown.
So I stopped because I was sick of the sickness. (sick pun)
Thinking it was a one-off. I tried tren again a year later. Again, same thing. This time I stopped after 2 weeks.
Year later, tried Tren Enan because people said sides were much less. Same thing. (fuck)
So now I tried Oral Tren by Geneza. Because after all, oral tren really isn't tren in the first place as we know.
Monday - took 1 tab AM with breakfast, 1 tab before workout
Workout was at 5PM and was pretty normal.
Tuesday - 1 tab AM with breakfast, one tab at 4PM. Was suppose to workout at 5PM, but shit happened and I got to the gym at 8PM.
Workout = Awesome. Not exactly stronger, but more focused and aggressive which did equal a couple more reps than normal, but then again this was not "new strength" it was what I could have done anyway if I were pissed off. (hint hint, Clue # 1)
Wednesday - Same as Tuesday, but this time 2nd tab at 7PM and workout at 830PM
Workout = Went from awesome to UNGODLY. Jesus Christ, I was like I can do 3-4 more reps with heavier weights, but SHOULD I? Fuck, what if a tendon snapped?
Now I did get stronger when on tren acetate in the past, but then with not being able to eat, it balanced out to really only a slight increase.
This isn't the case here. OMG.
Wednesday night - went to bed at 11PM. (had shake post workout and then hour later had meal of 6 liquid egg whites and 1/4 cup ground beef)
Thursday morning 4AM - head was splitting open. never had a migraine before, never want another. Felt like my head was in a vice grip and tiny little fat Rush Limbarfs were jumping on the handles increasing the pressure.
This was before Xmas.
This week, gave it a second go starting Sunday.
Repeat exact same scenario once again. Day 3 and head is killing me.
Anyone else go through this? And if you didn't read all this, fuck you.