my wife and kids have been gone since...

[digimon7068]

...last thursday and they're coming home today...tonight, ima give her the best 37-and-a-half seconds of her whole damn day, yo!! wurd!!

 

[miplank]

Her pussy took a beating while she was away, she's gonna need to ice that fugger down as soon as she gets home.

 

[digimon7068]

Her pussy took a beating while she was away, she's gonna need to ice that fugger down as soon as she gets home.

pfffft, she only has to hang in there for 37-and-a-half seconds for chrissakes...besides, she's from west-by god-virginia...she's tough!

 

[wootoom]

damn i wish i could last that long

 

[digimon7068]

damn i wish i could last that long

it's one advantage of the aging process...it's made me a regular dynamo!

 

[PICK3]

thought you were going to say "for 31 days, and I haven't reported it to the authorities yet"

 

[binö]

...last thursday and they're coming home today...tonight, ima give her the best 37-and-a-half seconds of her whole damn day, yo!! wurd!!

15 secs to restrain the poor lady
15 secs to take off the wranglers and boots
5 secs to get the ole' dog up and running
2 secs penetration
=
37 seconds???

 

[digimon7068]

30 secs to restrain the poor lady
5 secs to get the ole' dog up and running
2 secs penetration
=
37 seconds???

she's a fighter...the wranglers and boots will have to stay on

 

[Sub-Zero]

what about your kids? they want 37 seconds of attention too

wait wats this thredadd about

 

[wootoom]

my dick is so pathetic