My pic...please dont kill me

[Bikini Mod]

Sounds like someone is tense.

Spare me honey.

Go get some batteries and calm down.

You need a good spanking.

Now THAT is some funny shit!

Batteries? What makes you think that my forearms aren't strong enough to handle the job?....baby, if the wind blows in the right direction (which it USUALLY IS), I get off.....

OOOO, baby, all I have to do is close my eyes and think of you......then, OF COURSE, it is over in but the blink of an eye.

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHahahahahaa

I am getting tears in my eyes! You are truly ONE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Kryp2o]

aahhh shes making me sick!!!

Yes a taste of your own medicine monkey boy.

 

[Riker29]

Its over for YOU honey in the blink of an eye .....

and with proper training, you'll find that when you thought it was over, its just starting, becuase now ......

you are ready to go again, and again ....

but wait - not yet ..... I wont let you. You have to let it build, you know .......

dont worry, I wont hurt you ...... you will like it, you just need to let go, allow yourself to have that feeling ..... like that one ... there ...... again ........ now ..... until you come ...... over and over ....... to a new level of awareness ........ ready to move thing in a new way ..... in a new direction ........

And as you take ahold of this new direction ...... really try it out, ride it for a while ...... you'll start to notice it building more, taking that new direction all the way inside you, .... and more, now, like that, isnt it ....... until you are ready to burst .....

And as that new direction bursts inside your assking yourself ... how much more can I take? How much more can I handle, how deep inside myself now will I let this go ..... allow this experience to change you ... isnt it .....



Gonna delete this one too? After all - I never said anything sexual - that what you were thinking.

Shame on you.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Riker, you have no clue what you are talking about (though the little psudeo cyber sex was greatly appreciated by some of the board members both female and male ...I didn't forget yaz guys LOL)

THERE ARE RULES - NO PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES ARE ALLOWED ON THIS BOARD - THAT IS WHY GEORGE CREATED THE SEX BOARD WHERE PICS LIKE THAT ARE ALLOWED.

IF THERE ARE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT/PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES POSTED IN THIS PARTICULAR FORUM...AS WITH SOURCE POSTING....OR WORDS THAT ARE MEANT TO DEGRADE/THREATEN OTHERS......THIS BOARD COULD BE SHUT DOWN!

Am I making myself clear? I did not MAKE the rules, but as a board moderator, if I am available it certainly IS WITHIN THE REALM OF MY RESPONSIBILITY TO ENFORCE THEM!

So now, admit that you would gnaw off both your arms at the mere opportunity to be in the same room with me, and we will call it quits.

I am tired, it is late and I have to get up to do AM cardio, see my four kids off to school, go to the gym, bake some cookies, do some laundry and conduct some business, then take care of the kiddies till bedtime. But before I go, I want you to know that I will be working my forearm as I close my eyes and think of you.....Ummmmmm, maybe not. See, there is no shortage of men to take care of my needs.

 

[Sassy69]

Hot damn bmom....! She is woman, hear her roar.

 

[Bikini Mod]

And how does the fact that I have four children have ANYTHING to do with how attractive I am or am not?

I am almost afraid to say this....but I am assuming that external beauty is what you are basing that comment on, correct? (ie T&A, etc)

 

[Kryp2o]

shes a mother of four kids. i can think of a lot of chicks id rather be in a room with.

And that's as close as you will get to a woman is thinking about them.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ummmmm, that is MY FACE AND MY ASS in my sig pic fool.
No photoshop, no airbrushing.

Somehow I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that you have EVER been given the time of day by a woman who could TOUCH THIS - physically, mentally, emotionally, or spiritually.

Or perhaps, I am wrong. You "have" women like me all the time. SHIT, I bet you even found one like me to mother YOUR children and pass her genes onto them. Perhaps that is why you are such a pleasant and giving individual.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[Riker29]

Jeez, the anger, the tension .......

And yes, I am sure there are plenty of men that will do anything to be with you.

Most men live life, deal with women, and eal with sexuality from a position of "Poverty".

Sorry honey, I can go to the mall and find a dozen drop dead gorgeous women there inside of an hour.

Funny how you focus on physical attributes as a defense, then call into question the standards of men here that make statements regarding such - that physical beauty is all they look for.

Pick a position dear

BTW - I totally respct your statement regarding board rules. I understand that. That pic was clearly a joke, and was clearly NOT real for gods sake. Jeezus, even a 10 year old could have told you that.

Your METHOD and languaging of stating your "position" is what was wrong. You talk down to people as if WE are your children ...... "I told you nice, I asked you nicely, not I have to ......" or whatever you said.

We arent your kids dear. You may find that handling adults, and adult situations, with adult approaches, will get you adult responses.

It;s amazing to sit back and watch you get all pissy about this.

Seriously dear, relax. Its not big deal. They pics were a joke - they werent real for god's sake.

Try talking to people in here NOT like you talk to your kids. You may find that their willingness to abide by your requests is much more forthcoming.

But I still think you need a spanking.

And shame on your for smiling .... like that. Didnt you. Thats right, I know you did.

 

[Kryp2o]

you see its guys like the ones on this board that give chicks like bikini grandma these over-inflated egoes.

And it's the palm of your hand and a repeated jerking motion that gives you your's.