My bf in Texas dumped me

[heatherrae]

Whoa, did I just see a picture of Heather dating Kojac?

A pretty girl like you can do SOOOO much better.

dang, he does look a bit like him...lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL...buy one get one "half off?"

If I were paying for it, I wouldn't want to just get "half off."

No answer

Nah, I don't think I'd pay for it, but it is fun to call them up once in awhile lol.

But you know, in this economy, I could probably jew her down and get two for the price of one. How cool would that be?

 

[heatherrae]

No answer

Nah, I don't think I'd pay for it, but it is fun to call them up once in awhile lol.

But you know, in this economy, I could probably jew her down and get two for the price of one. How cool would that be?

lol...I wouldn't hold my breath for the freebie after the first one...lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

HR, is this good?:

5'4, 125 lbs, 34C-24-32

 

[heatherrae]

HR, is this good?:

5'4, 125 lbs, 34C-24-32

Yeah, but awfully narrow hips for a 125 lb 5'4" gal. sort of top heavy, if you like that.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yeah, but awfully narrow hips for a 125 lb 5'4" gal. sort of top heavy, if you like that.

Yeah, I was thinking that too...hell, I wear a 32" waist

 

[ceo]

ok, as for the boyfriend thing...I could've told you all of this would happen with ~95% certainty, for one fact alone...he is persian. Nothing you've told us in here is any surprise to me knowing that fact.

 

[heatherrae]

lol...you aren't seriously going to get a hooker, are you? Just hook up from myspace or something...lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

lol...you aren't seriously going to get a hooker, are you? Just hook up from myspace or something...lol.

Noooo... I'm just having a little fantasy here. We were talking about it at work today, so thats kinda what prompted me to make all the calls.

Kinda scary that I actually considered it more then once while on the phone though. I'd better take the battery out and lock it up somewhere.

 

[heatherrae]

ok, as for the boyfriend thing...I could've told you all of this would happen with ~95% certainty, for one fact alone...he is persian. Nothing you've told us in here is any surprise to me knowing that fact.

Why? are persian men bad guys?