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My bf in Texas dumped me

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heatherrae said:
:bawling:

I was working out and working on the bod -- thought he would appreciate it. I went to see him last weekend. Everything was peachy over the weekend. Then, he dumped me on Tuesday night, over the phone. Dick.

You want to know the reasons he gave me? I evidently drive him crazy. He visited me at my house and he said that there was a quarter on the living room floor over the weekend and I didn't pick it up. Also, when I visited him, I didn't make the bed. WTF? He slept in and I got up at 5 am so that the baby wouldn't wake him up. I guess I was supposed to go back in the bedroom after he got up at 9 or 10 and make his bed? I asked, "are you serious?" He said he could actually list a million things like that. Again, WTF?

LOL...I suck at this love thing.
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welcome back Hr. Good to see you again.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL..now I'm obsessed.
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Damn!

I am sure lulu and bluta would give you a link.

But, they are probably still too busy looking at it.
 
jack sparrow said:
Yes.
Yes you did.
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We need to develop a plan to have him banned.
 
all the whey said:
We need to develop a plan to have him banned.
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Or at least have the pic taken down and banned from the site.

Sheesh...now we're gonna have to listen to Heather carry on about it too :rolleyes:
 
nefertiti said:
Wtf am I, chopped liver?
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I haven't heard from you either!

Jack says his business has been down also.
 
jack sparrow said:
Yep. She's a non-bedmaker.


HR:

Pics of Dagwoods new teefs.
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Well, I would post pics of his new teefs, but dickhead broke my camera...lol. I have ordered another one and am waiting for it to be delivered. =-)
 
jack sparrow said:
Or at least have the pic taken down and banned from the site.

Sheesh...now we're gonna have to listen to Heather carry on about it too :rolleyes:
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Hell yeah!

He is married. He should have done us a solid, and posted a small penis pic. To make the single guys look good.
 
all the whey said:
I haven't heard from you either!

Jack says his business has been down also.
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Wow, does it sing and dance on its own or something. :google:
 
Off topic, but I'm googling hookers in my area and calling them up with dumb questions.

One says "Did you want to see me tonight?"

So I was like "Nah, I gotta save some money first." :lmao:
 
jack sparrow said:
Off topic, but I'm googling hookers in my area and calling them up with dumb questions.

One says "Did you want to see me tonight?"

So I was like "Nah, I gotta save some money first." :lmao:
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lol...you need a hobby.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
OMG this thread is HILARIOUS!
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See what can happen if you don't turn every single thread into something about you!
 
Razorguns said:
and she wasn't like that, when she was a hot 25 y/o? or she just "changed" after marriage (everyone uses that excuse).

r
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naw r, she was always kinda like that, but we weren't married w/ kid. I could always leave and she knew it. We were really close friends for 15 years before we were intimate. Wasn't planning on marying her then, but shit happens. He's 10 now....
 
heatherrae said:
:bawling:

I was working out and working on the bod -- thought he would appreciate it. I went to see him last weekend. Everything was peachy over the weekend. Then, he dumped me on Tuesday night, over the phone. Dick.

You want to know the reasons he gave me? I evidently drive him crazy. He visited me at my house and he said that there was a quarter on the living room floor over the weekend and I didn't pick it up. Also, when I visited him, I didn't make the bed. WTF? He slept in and I got up at 5 am so that the baby wouldn't wake him up. I guess I was supposed to go back in the bedroom after he got up at 9 or 10 and make his bed? I asked, "are you serious?" He said he could actually list a million things like that. Again, WTF?

LOL...I suck at this love thing.
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What an asshole.
 
jack sparrow said:
Off topic, but I'm googling hookers in my area and calling them up with dumb questions.

One says "Did you want to see me tonight?"

So I was like "Nah, I gotta save some money first." :lmao:
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Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!
 
all the whey said:
Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!
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:lmao:

bunch of surly hookers in jack's town, now...lol.
 
all the whey said:
Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!
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Dude, before I make this next call, what does "flat rate" mean? Is that like I get everything all for one price?
 
all the whey said:
See what can happen if you don't turn every single thread into something about you!
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Oh hush you! Don't make me open up a can of whoopass on ya:

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jack sparrow said:
Dude, before I make this next call, what does "flat rate" mean? Is that like I get everything all for one price?
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Yeah.

No upcharges.

Sometimes for greek though.
 
jack sparrow said:
Dude, before I make this next call, what does "flat rate" mean? Is that like I get everything all for one price?
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no, ask her if that means she has an apartment for rent...LOL.
 
jack sparrow said:
Ok... I'll give a report on this one in a few.

Her name is "Jenna" lollolollol
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Ask her if she will make the bed!
 
$185 - 1/2 hour
$200 - 1 full hour

I asked what the flat rate was all about, and she said "Oh, thats just the flat rate for my time."

I'm assuming she doesn't even put out.

Next.
 
jack sparrow said:
$185 - 1/2 hour
$200 - 1 full hour

I asked what the flat rate was all about, and she said "Oh, thats just the flat rate for my time."

I'm assuming she doesn't even put out.

Next.
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she thinks that will keep a cop from busting her if she says that she is only charging for her time.
 
jack sparrow said:
$185 - 1/2 hour
$200 - 1 full hour

I asked what the flat rate was all about, and she said "Oh, thats just the flat rate for my time."

I'm assuming she doesn't even put out.

Next.
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whats her number
 
all the whey said:
Ask her if she will make the bed!
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Tell her you have quarters lying all over the place and if she will pick them up...LOL.
 
OOOOOHHHHH!@!!!!

BLONDE BARBIE DOLL 34C-24-36 125LBS beach tanned skin long sexy blond hair low flat rate foot fetish welcome
 
jack sparrow said:
OOOOOHHHHH!@!!!!

BLONDE BARBIE DOLL 34C-24-36 125LBS beach tanned skin long sexy blond hair low flat rate foot fetish welcome
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Tell her that you like dirty feet and tell her you will pay her extra to show up somewhere in public with filthy, bare feet
 
jack sparrow said:
$185 - 1/2 hour
$200 - 1 full hour

I asked what the flat rate was all about, and she said "Oh, thats just the flat rate for my time."

I'm assuming she doesn't even put out.

Next.
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She does if she is GFE.


It is still cheaper than plane tickets.
 
heatherrae said:
Tell her that you like dirty feet and tell her you will pay her extra to show up somewhere in public with filthy, bare feet
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No!! I like the clean ones all painted up pretty like.

Although now that you mention it, the dirty thing is mildly arousing.
 
jack sparrow said:
No!! I like the clean ones all painted up pretty like.

Although now that you mention it, the dirty thing is mildly arousing.
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I just thought it would be funny to watch her walk around town barefooted.
 
heatherrae said:
I just thought it would be funny to watch her walk around town barefooted.
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An hour isn't much time to walk around town and get the job done if you know what I mean.

One last call...I gotta find out what this chics "holiday specials" are.
 
all the whey said:
Women love going through your shit. That is why they offer to clean your house.
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but they still don't make the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#!
 
jack sparrow said:
An hour isn't much time to walk around town and get the job done if you know what I mean.

One last call...I gotta find out what this chics "holiday specials" are.
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LOL...buy one get one "half off?" :whatever:

If I were paying for it, I wouldn't want to just get "half off."

:lmao:
 
jack sparrow said:
Exactly. Especially laundry.

Ever notice that they start picking things up off the floor in the bedroom like, on the first date?

They're looking for evidence.
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like red lace panties!!!!!!!!!!!@!
 
I should have broken his laptop.

I'm sure all the answers are in there.
 
Whoa, did I just see a picture of Heather dating Kojac?

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A pretty girl like you can do SOOOO much better.
 
SaladFork said:
Whoa, did I just see a picture of Heather dating Kojac?

kojac.jpg


A pretty girl like you can do SOOOO much better.
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:lmao:

dang, he does look a bit like him...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...buy one get one "half off?" :whatever:

If I were paying for it, I wouldn't want to just get "half off."

:lmao:
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No answer :(

Nah, I don't think I'd pay for it, but it is fun to call them up once in awhile lol.

But you know, in this economy, I could probably jew her down and get two for the price of one. How cool would that be?
 
jack sparrow said:
No answer :(

Nah, I don't think I'd pay for it, but it is fun to call them up once in awhile lol.

But you know, in this economy, I could probably jew her down and get two for the price of one. How cool would that be?
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lol...I wouldn't hold my breath for the freebie after the first one...lol.
 
jack sparrow said:
HR, is this good?:

5'4, 125 lbs, 34C-24-32
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Yeah, but awfully narrow hips for a 125 lb 5'4" gal. sort of top heavy, if you like that.
 
ok, as for the boyfriend thing...I could've told you all of this would happen with ~95% certainty, for one fact alone...he is persian. Nothing you've told us in here is any surprise to me knowing that fact.
 
lol...you aren't seriously going to get a hooker, are you? Just hook up from myspace or something...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
lol...you aren't seriously going to get a hooker, are you? Just hook up from myspace or something...lol.
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Noooo... I'm just having a little fantasy here. We were talking about it at work today, so thats kinda what prompted me to make all the calls.

Kinda scary that I actually considered it more then once while on the phone though. I'd better take the battery out and lock it up somewhere.
 
ceo said:
ok, as for the boyfriend thing...I could've told you all of this would happen with ~95% certainty, for one fact alone...he is persian. Nothing you've told us in here is any surprise to me knowing that fact.
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Why? are persian men bad guys?
 
omg you dated a persian guy?? that explains everything

i grew up around persians. You dont want to date persian men.
 
Wulfgar said:
omg you dated a persian guy?? that explains everything

i grew up around persians. You dont want to date persian men.
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Why? He's the only persian guy I've ever even met. What are persian men like?
 
velvett said:
Wait, this guy is persian?

US born or transplant?
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No, born in Iran, studied in Sweden and then moved to U.S.

Is there something about persians that I don't know???
 
heatherrae said:
No, born in Iran, studied in Sweden and then moved to U.S.

Is there something about persians that I don't know???
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Whoh whoah WHOAH!!!

This dude was actually Persian?

omg
 
Persians are dicks, thats what you need to know. Think about how middle eastern men generally view women and you have your answer.
 
heatherrae said:
No, born in Iran, studied in Sweden and then moved to U.S.

Is there something about persians that I don't know???
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Both parents Iranian?

It's a cultural thing.

Let's just say it's not uncommon for the woman to be treated as the servant.

In many families all the women huttle together to make the food and when the man or men of the family are satisfied with their meal they may are may not allow the woman or women to eat and if they are allowed they must not dine with or in the same room as the man.

My father ate and slept in his own room and had his own wing in the house. We only dined together as a family for birthdays and holidays - it was dreadful to watch them try and interact without killing each other.

LOL - my own father told me not to date a Persian man and he is one.
 
Wulfgar said:
omg you dated a persian guy?? that explains everything

i grew up around persians. You dont want to date persian men.
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lol!! told ya!!! Those of us who know are not surprised once we find out he's persian.
 
superdave said:
Persians are dicks, thats what you need to know. Think about how middle eastern men generally view women and you have your answer.
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He didn't seem to be like that. :worried:
 
You need to give up all this exotic crap Heather.

Just find yourself a nice Kentucky man who like to drink beer & fart.
 
velvett said:
Both parents Iranian?

It's a cultural thing.

Let's just say it's not uncommon for the woman to be treated as the servant.

In many families all the women huttle together to make the food and when the man or men of the family are satisfied with their meal they may are may not allow the woman or women to eat and if they are allowed they must not dine with or in the same room as the man.

My father ate and slept in his own room and had his own wing in the house. We only dined together as a family for birthdays and holidays - it was dreadful to watch them try and interact without killing each other.

LOL - my own father told me not to date a Persian man and he is one.
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Ohhhhhh....this explains things maybe.

Yeah, he was born and raised in Iran, 100% Iranian. He told me that American people are ignorant and that Iran is actually way more cosmopolitan than we think, women don't wear burkas there, etc. He said that we are just crazy...lol. He was an excellent cook, though and cooked for me.

Hmmmmm....

now I'm stumped.

if that is really how he thinks, boy we REALLY wouldn't have gotten along...lol.
 
jack sparrow said:
You need to give up all this exotic crap Heather.

Just find yourself a nice Kentucky man who like to drink beer & fart.
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are you still single? :qt:
 
jack sparrow said:
Yep, but I gave up full time beer drinking. I just fart and do cannon balls now, and drink the occasional glass of aged Boonesfarm.
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lol....like the time you got boones farm at that restaurant?
 
dang, why didn't you guys tell me LAST YEAR not to trust persians? LOL.

I didn't know.
 
heatherrae said:
lol....like the time you got boones farm at that restaurant?
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Kinda like that, but I keep it to one or two glasses as opposed to drinking three bottles :worried:

I have a scar over my eye from that night.
 
heatherrae said:
Ohhhhhh....this explains things maybe.

Yeah, he was born and raised in Iran, 100% Iranian. He told me that American people are ignorant and that Iran is actually way more cosmopolitan than we think, women don't wear burkas there, etc. He said that we are just crazy...lol. He was an excellent cook, though and cooked for me.

Hmmmmm....

now I'm stumped.

if that is really how he thinks, boy we REALLY wouldn't have gotten along...lol.
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They're not all bad I assure you it really does depend on the family and the influences while growing up (I still wouldn't date one).

Of course there's that unspoken rule that Persian guys are never wrong.

:evil:
 
jack sparrow said:
Kinda like that, but I keep it to one or two glasses as opposed to drinking three bottles :worried:

I have a scar over my eye from that night.
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lol...i'm proud to say none of my scars have anything to do with boones farm...lol.
 
velvett said:
They're not all bad I assure you it really does depend on the family and the influences while growing up (I still wouldn't date one).

Of course there's that unspoken rule that Persian guys are never wrong.

:evil:
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OMG! So true!!! He thought he knew EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING. It drove me CRAZY. I told him that he was going to follow me to the bathroom one day and show me how to fold the toilet paper before using it to wipe my bottom...lol
 
velvett said:
They're not all bad I assure you it really does depend on the family and the influences while growing up (I still wouldn't date one).

Of course there's that unspoken rule that Persian guys are never wrong.

:evil:
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Funny thing about this dude is I sensed that there was negativity between him and his family in Iran. He never goes to visit them and doesn't want to talk about them -- AT ALL. I just let it go. Have you noticed that I let lots of stuff go? lol.
 
I can picture it now...a nice double wide somewhere in Bullitt Co., little Dryfus playing with his Tonka trucks in the sand box that we stole the sand for...washing machine in the back yard, you in a tube top sitting on a milk crate eating Fudgicles...

Good times.
 
Wulfgar said:
omg you dated a persian guy?? that explains everything

i grew up around persians. You dont want to date persian men.
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what's persian, I-RAK-e? or are them fellows I-RAIN-e-uns.....
 
jack sparrow said:
I can picture it now...a nice double wide somewhere in Bullitt Co., little Dryfus playing with his Tonka trucks in the sand box that we stole the sand for...washing machine in the back yard, you in a tube top sitting on a milk crate eating Fudgicles...

Good times.
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dont forget the chow mix named "bear" chained to the front porch.
 
it has nothing to do with you. . .i can easily find $10 in change and bills laying on the floor of my wife's car at any given time. . .the only reason our house doesn't look like that too is that we have a 2 year old, as soon as he get's out of the "sticking things in his mouth" stage, you'll probably find money laying all over the place. . .and neither of us make the friggin' bed unless company's coming. . .don't get me wrong, we're not slobs, but we have little kids and our house is a "home", i.e., we actually "live" in it. . .

any d00d that's that picky is probably a closet 'mo imho. . .
 
txbondsman said:
what's persian, I-RAK-e? or are them fellows I-RAIN-e-uns.....
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Iranian.


Now, I'm totally a proponent to destroying Iran, or at least Frisco, Texas...lol.
 
digimon7068 said:
it has nothing to do with you. . .i can easily find $10 in change and bills laying on the floor of my wife's car at any given time. . .the only reason our house doesn't look like that too is that we have a 2 year old, as soon as he get's out of the "sticking things in his mouth" stage, you'll probably find money laying all over the place. . .and neither of us make the friggin' bed unless company's coming. . .don't get me wrong, we're not slobs, but we have little kids and our house is a "home", i.e., we actually "live" in it. . .

any d00d that's that picky is probably a closet 'mo imho. . .
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yep. and if you were not happily married, i would marry ya.
 
heatherrae said:
Funny thing about this dude is I sensed that there was negativity between him and his family in Iran. He never goes to visit them and doesn't want to talk about them -- AT ALL. I just let it go. Have you noticed that I let lots of stuff go? lol.
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:D

Did he ever freak out that you touched or used 'HIS' towels?


He didn't study medicine did he?
 
heatherrae said:
Iranian.


Now, I'm totally a proponent to destroying Iran, or at least Frisco, Texas...lol.
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I'm afraid that the populus wouldn't be much of a loss to the persians, I'm sure that most them sumbitches (Irish/Scotch/German) came across the applanchians and settled here just like mine did...

but welcome to the RIGHT side anyway.....


btw, how's D'nerian? new pics??? and his too.....
 
velvett said:
:D

Did he ever freak out that you touched or used 'HIS' towels?


He didn't study medicine did he?
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No, he didn't study medicine. No, he didn't have the towel weirdness, but he almost had a heart attack that I used his razor...lol. Lots of men hate that, though.
 
heatherrae said:
but he almost had a heart attack that I used his razor...lol. Lots of men hate that, though.
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not if your using it on your koochie, just them damn wire haired legs!
 
txbondsman said:
not if your using it on your koochie, just them damn wire haired legs!
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Oh I used it on my legs, underarms, cha cha...everywhere...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh I used it on my legs, underarms, cha cha...everywhere...lol.
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then it depends on the "freak factor" involved after the clean shaving. everything has a price. good head gets anything I own, for one night anyway.
 
heatherrae said:
Iranian.


Now, I'm totally a proponent to destroying Iran, or at least Frisco, Texas...lol.
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Only good thing to come out of Iran is Organon Karachi's aka. Sustanon 250. :evil:
 
SaladFork said:
Only good thing to come out of Iran is Organon Karachi's aka. Sustanon 250. :evil:
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Aburaihan

Maybe Biteme.... I mean (cough) this non-named Texas dood HR liked to MEAT up with might actually be good for something.
 
digimon7068 said:
meh. . .i've got my warts. . .you just can't see most of 'em. . .
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where are these warts? They have a vaccine for that in young ladies these days...lol.
 
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