My bf in Texas dumped me

[all the whey]

OMG this thread is HILARIOUS!

See what can happen if you don't turn every single thread into something about you!

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol...you need a hobby.

I swear Jack is retarded... or at the very least LIMITED.

 

[jack sparrow]

I swear Jack is retarded... or at the very least LIMITED.

This is fun!!

 

[txbondsman]

and she wasn't like that, when she was a hot 25 y/o? or she just "changed" after marriage (everyone uses that excuse).

r

naw r, she was always kinda like that, but we weren't married w/ kid. I could always leave and she knew it. We were really close friends for 15 years before we were intimate. Wasn't planning on marying her then, but shit happens. He's 10 now....

 

[Mr. dB]

I was working out and working on the bod -- thought he would appreciate it. I went to see him last weekend. Everything was peachy over the weekend. Then, he dumped me on Tuesday night, over the phone. Dick.

You want to know the reasons he gave me? I evidently drive him crazy. He visited me at my house and he said that there was a quarter on the living room floor over the weekend and I didn't pick it up. Also, when I visited him, I didn't make the bed. WTF? He slept in and I got up at 5 am so that the baby wouldn't wake him up. I guess I was supposed to go back in the bedroom after he got up at 9 or 10 and make his bed? I asked, "are you serious?" He said he could actually list a million things like that. Again, WTF?

LOL...I suck at this love thing.

What an asshole.

 

[all the whey]

Off topic, but I'm googling hookers in my area and calling them up with dumb questions.

One says "Did you want to see me tonight?"

So I was like "Nah, I gotta save some money first."

Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

This is fun!!

Agreed... I LOVE CHAT AGAIN... feels sooooooooo much like a time that I hardly remember anymore....

And DAMMIT - IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!

bunch of surly hookers in jack's town, now...lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

Dude, don't put them in a bad mood.

I may end up paying for it!

Litterally!@!!!

Dude, before I make this next call, what does "flat rate" mean? Is that like I get everything all for one price?

 

[Bikini Mod]

See what can happen if you don't turn every single thread into something about you!

Oh hush you! Don't make me open up a can of whoopass on ya: