Meetings wtih IT folks

[shrimp poboy]

Doesnt Stilleto keep a bottle of xanax around just for this purpose?

 

[stilleto]

Doesnt Stilleto keep a bottle of xanax around just for this purpose?

i do.

you know what this thread needs? a good flow chart.

 

[Smurfy]

i do.

you know what this thread needs? a good flow chart.

let's get a workflow and some plan documents. I need to understand the scope of this project

 

[Y_lifter]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/803/problemsolving.jpg

 

[stilleto]

let's get a workflow and some plan documents. I need to understand the scope of this project

I do enjoy a good fact finding session before implementing an SOW. We probably need to modify the key attributes and various segments first though.

 

[Y_lifter]

That item is outside of the original design requirements and scope.
It will need to be submitted through the RFC process and the design document will be updated upon approval.

 

[Smurfy]

how about this? this came right off of the meeting minutes from my boring ass meeting today. can someone translate this to English?

Update to Environments – Wtg ITSD to load sp’s into environment and give access to eligibility/claims functionality to complete that integration.

 

[Dial_tone]

someone wake me up when this is over

Billy Mays suggests you try Bullshit Bingo!

Bullshit Bingo [Random!]

speaking of retards, roommate called to me something earlier. Then she dials 3 more times and never says a word, I figure her phone is now under her fat ass and call her back. She's at the grocer and denies calling, I say look at your damn phone and turn that bitch off. She calls back AGAIN to tell me I'm right....as if that was ever in doubt.

 

[chris302001]

Billy Mays suggests you try Bullshit Bingo!

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LMAO!! Thats priceless!

 

[Dial_tone]

LMAO!! Thats priceless!

They need to add "actionable items" to the board.