Meetings wtih IT folks

[Smurfy]

most boringest meetings ever in the history of meetings. ever.

 

[stilleto]

really? that's odd, because I work with all IT guys and i thought THEY held the most boring, pretentious meetings, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

If i crack a joke (which i'm known to do), they look at me like i'm from the planet Annoying.

 

[Smurfy]

All my meetings with these folks are via conference call. B_O_R_I_N_G

 

[jdynasty]

clearly you have never partied with the IT guys!

 

[stilleto]

All my meetings with these folks are via conference call. B_O_R_I_N_G

oh, ours are video conferenced, so the boring is delayed 5 seconds.

where are they video conferenced from? across the street.

 

[Smurfy]

someone wake me up when this is over

 

[stilleto]

someone wake me up when this is over

i have a secret spy pen that will record conversations. I should record some of the shit i have to listen to.

between them, and marketing meetings, all i hear are buzz words and catch phrases and abbreviations.

"We need to find some metrics on the RMIs and do a cost run analasys!"

 

[Smurfy]

i have a secret spy pen that will record conversations. I should record some of the shit i have to listen to.

between them, and marketing meetings, all i hear are buzz words and catch phrases and abbreviations.

"We need to find some metrics on the RMIs and do a cost run analasys!"

*analysis

Yeah I hate the jargon and esoteric shit i hear on meetings too.

"we have to level-set"
"let's keep our finger on the pulse"

 

[chris302001]

lolool @ pulse

 

[stilleto]

*analysis

Yeah I hate the jargon and esoteric shit i hear on meetings too.

"we have to level-set"
"let's keep our finger on the pulse"

I'm cross referencing too many analytics to get things like "spelling".

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