I 've told the story before, but i once picked up a hot looking 50 year old at a club (i was 26). After 20 minutes, i didn't even no her name, she took me to her place ripped my pants off and started licking my ass. At this point i still didn't know her name. I recall at the time i had hemorrhoids that were flaring real bad, yet she licked my ass clean, clean i tell you.