list some of the wildest, fucked up shit you ever saw..

[Code]

lol!
when I was in college my spoh year they started an all campus listserver (well, it was an all dorm listserver for each dorm, but anyone could post to them) - so this kid sent that story out to everyone.

That story is as old as the "stolen kidneys" tale.

Only less abused, so it can still be used for shock factor.

 

[HumorMe]

I was about 1/2 mile behind a head on collision. A guy was passing on a hill and a curve and met another car head on. One car had 4 passengers and the other that was passing only had the one driver and he was drunk. The 4 passenger car, the driver and the girl beside him in the front seat were up under the dash and obviously dead. The backseat passenger behind the driver was alive but I don't know how. He was bleeding pretty bad. His girlfriend beside him was beat up pretty bad and she died while I was waiting on the paramedics. I knew all of the people in the car with the four passengers.

The drunk lived and had barely anything wrong with him.

It's sad when I think about because it haunts me to this day. That is why I despise people who drink and drive.

 

[decem]

Tell us about the time you and that one girl were in the shoot-out down at the meth lab!

i was in a drive by actually..

but noone was hurt..

just a bullet in the shoulder..

 

[Code]

I picked my mother-in-law up for his first visit to the bay area.

And while passing Oakland the car in front of us started shooting at the car next to it.

I thought it was cool. She wasn't impressed.

 

[Prometheus]

If you ever doubt just how good your life is, visit a psychiatric ward.

 

[hippedy hop]

I was down in south beach MIA in late march the weekend after WMC. Me and a couple friends were walking home from Crobar on Lincoln BLVd. heard police sirens behind us getting closer. Then a loud fuckin BANG CRASH and alot of screaching. Some guy stole a car and the cops were stupidely chasing this asshole and he plowed into a group of people on the opposite side of the road from me. There were people running and screaming (the clubs just got out it was like 5am) , so I run over there and see like 3 people laying on the ground lookking like manicins. After the car plowed thru the people it raninto like 3 cars in a hotel parking lot and almost into the pool. The cops were trying to pry the suspect out of the car. I LEFT, I had seen enough!

ooooooooooooohyeah

 

[AAP]

Tell us about the time you and that one girl were in the shoot-out down at the meth lab!

Hell yeah.

And Code, you help him out. You are the in-house meth lab expert. Don't forget the Camaro part.

 

[AAP]

And why you bithces posting sick ass bloody, death, boo boo kitty fuck kind of shit?

I want some funny stories as well.

 

[Code]

i was in a drive by actually..

but noone was hurt..

just a bullet in the shoulder..

Yeah, the worst part about the shoulder wound was the bullet was laced with iocane powder.

Luckily, I had some iocane anti-dote in the glove box of the Camero for emergencies, you never know.

 

[Bullit]

And why you bithces posting sick ass bloody, death, boo boo kitty fuck kind of shit?

I want some funny stories as well.

LMAO... I knew this wasnt going in the direction you had hoped.