list some of the wildest, fucked up shit you ever saw..

[AAP]

Yeah, the worst part about the shoulder wound was the bullet was laced with iocane powder.

Luckily, I had some iocane anti-dote in the glove box of the Camero for emergencies, you never know.

But you left your Camero double parked in the 7-11 parking lot while you were getting the lemon-lime Slurpee and it got towed.


And then what happened.....?

 

[Code]

But you left your Camero double parked in the 7-11 parking lot while you were getting the lemon-lime Slurpee and it got towed.


And then what happened.....?

Luckily I had a bus pass. So I took the bus to the tow shop that took my car.

I shot down the door and bum-ruched the place.

But Bubba was packing too. In the end it was me standing around Bubba and his bloody boyz.

I grabbed the keys to mah Knight Rider and got the hell outta there.

 

[Code]

There was this car chase, you wouldn't believe it! They were chasing a black SUV and there were lights and sirens and everything! After that Michael Jackson used my bathroom.. well, maybe it was his sister!

Goonies rocks!!!

 

[AAP]

Luckily I had a bus pass. So I took the bus to the tow shop that took my car.

I shot down the door and bum-ruched the place.

But Bubba was packing too. In the end it was me standing around Bubba and his bloody boyz.

I grabbed the keys to mah Knight Rider and got the hell outta there.

But then your car took a dive past E to the WYAH point. (walk yo ass home) and the cloest Amoco was off limits because you had done two drive offs there in the past three weeks.

To make matters worse, the "shortcut" you took in the alleyway resulted in a couple of Mexican Sewer Rats (pit bulls) chasing after you due to the smell of melting moon pies in your back pocket.

All out of ammo cause you shot up the street signs on the way to Bubbas, you had to make the mad dash for it.

And then what happened?

 

[HighIntensity]

This story is funny and entertaining

Ok so back in the day when I was a teenager (21) I use to frequent the local parties and whatnot, kind of like the char. out of the movie dazed and confused (my GF at the time was a hot little senior cheerleader who drove a bimmer). Any way I degrees so we are all in the house, smoking blunts’ snortning coke, drinking tequila (member that shit).

So rumor goes around the party that some neighbor is going around snapping the antennas of off the cars that are parked outside. So at the time I was driving a 95 rx-7 repainted viper blue, sweet ride. So I walk outside with one of my boys and start heading into the abyss of darkness. All of a sudden a see something moving in the shadows I could tell because she was wearing those light up ked sneakers. And she was clothed in nothing but her nest bloomers.

So I try to explain I don’t want any trouble and I am sorry if I mistakenly parked in front of her house, ill move my car. Well she says it already to late for that, I am going to fuck your car up. Again I try and become diplomatic and explain that I will kindly move the car no problem. Well then it happens she charges at me, so I throw a little bit of a wild right hand jab in an attempt to give her a warning. At this point about four cars had put on their headlights and shinned them upon us. We were 30 yards out. So after the warning punch she grabs my arm and bits me, at this point she became an animal in my eyes. So with her head in clear view I dropped her with a shot to the temple. Her feet came off the ground and she went down. Next thing I hear is “hit me again you son of a bitch”….

That was it I left and the cops came, she was arrested for being drunk and vandalism.

 

[hippedy hop]

This story is funny and entertaining

Ok so back in the day when I was a teenager (21) I use to frequent the local parties and whatnot, kind of like the char. out of the movie dazed and confused (my GF at the time was a hot little senior cheerleader who drove a bimmer). Any way I degrees so we are all in the house, smoking blunts’ snortning coke, drinking tequila (member that shit).

So rumor goes around the party that some neighbor is going around snapping the antennas of off the cars that are parked outside. So at the time I was driving a 95 rx-7 repainted viper blue, sweet ride. So I walk outside with one of my boys and start heading into the abyss of darkness. All of a sudden a see something moving in the shadows I could tell because she was wearing those light up ked sneakers. And she was clothed in nothing but her nest bloomers.

So I try to explain I don’t want any trouble and I am sorry if I mistakenly parked in front of her house, ill move my car. Well she says it already to late for that, I am going to fuck your car up. Again I try and become diplomatic and explain that I will kindly move the car no problem. Well then it happens she charges at me, so I throw a little bit of a wild right hand jab in an attempt to give her a warning. At this point about four cars had put on their headlights and shinned them upon us. We were 30 yards out. So after the warning punch she grabs my arm and bits me, at this point she became an animal in my eyes. So with her head in clear view I dropped her with a shot to the temple. Her feet came off the ground and she went down. Next thing I hear is “hit me again you son of a bitch”….

That was it I left and the cops came, she was arrested for being drunk and vandalism.

LMAO very funny mental picture.

ooooooooohyeah

 

[AAP]

I would have obligated and punched her ass again.

 

[AAP]

Then I would climbed up on my car hood and launch my Elbow of Doom onto her unsuspecting ass.

 

[HighIntensity]

she was 48 by the way (looked more like 60)

2 weeks later my asshole friends call up my mom and tell her this is the lawer for Mrs. so and so and your son is being sued for 500 thou for damages to her skull.

she called me at the gym where I was working crying, pricks

 

[danielson]

she was 48 by the way (looked more like 60)

2 weeks later my asshole friends call up my mom and tell her this is the lawer for Mrs. so and so and your son is being sued for 500 thou for damages to her skull.

she called me at the gym where I was working crying, pricks

i hope u punched him in the gut for that