JH1 style would you hit it Halloween thread...

[javaguru]

Sorry bro. I wouldn't do that.

I am waiting until you have to cut her loose. She will be so devistated that she lost the best guy in the world. Then, I will swoop in and pick the bones.

I thought you wanted to hook up with her mom?

 

[all the whey]

I thought you wanted to hook up with her mom?

I'd be happy with whatever I got riding Java's Coat tails.

 

[javaguru]

I'd be happy with whatever I got riding Java's Coat tails.

She has some attractive friends......

 

[javaguru]

She has some attractive friends......

but most of them are married...

 

[all the whey]

but most of them are married...

That's cool.

I'll wait.

 

[javaguru]

That's cool.

I'll wait.

She's more money than I first thought...her dad has the 4,000 sq ft she grew up in Bowling Green, the house and boat on Catawaba island..plus the boat and house in Naples Florida...I might actually marry her.....

 

[avidinternet]

3 houses and 2 boats= a lot of money that's so cute...







Not
and don't give me any shit about this cause you know I'm right...

 

[javaguru]

3 houses and 2 boats= a lot of money that's so cute...







Not
and don't give me any shit about this cause you know I'm right...

Quality..not quantity....A million dollar homestead without a mortgage means more than three 100k rentals with a mortgage...just like a boat that sleeps a dozen comfortably says money more than a second hand motorboat..Don't give me any shit about this because you know I'm right.