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JH1 style would you hit it Halloween thread...

javaguru

javaguru

Banned
Since Vixensghost promised to not dime me out......
32..chiropractor...she's the midget....
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i'd hit it.
the fool with the afro has some major face blott, as needto would say
 
I'd keep on humping on that too..... nice job she has. I'd have her babies, divorce her and collect some support.

Even some shit out.
 
jh1 said:
I'd keep on humping on that too..... nice job she has. I'd have her babies, divorce her and collect some support.

Even some shit out.
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She comes from money...daddy owns a house on Catawba island...beach front. Those chicks scare me......I bet she answers just as easily to Heather or Princess.... :worried:
 
javaguru said:
She comes from money...daddy owns a house on Catawba island...beach front. Those chicks scare me......I bet she answers just as easily to Heather or Princess.... :worried:
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My type of spoiled rotton bish....

It's all I know...
 
i would fuck them all even the chubby one fuck it .. can you say train
 
i'd hit it

not the jay leno look alike though
 
I would, but I'd rather watch her and the one beside her in the plaid go at it.
 
LuluDeren said:
Out of the three, I would say Boreanez as well. So my Kismet-Ring advice still stands:)
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Good borette..had you said Zack Braff I would have had to e-kill you...Halloween slasher style. :worried:
 
nows the time when the bussed in trick or treaters make their rounds
in a ford taurus
 
the fat one needs love to... drink a six pack and you all would hit it
 
javaguru said:
She does have two kids.....
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nerfetti and smurf said they would babysit the keeeds when you take her out to AppleBees.
 
javaguru said:
I was hoping you and puddles would babysit??? :worried:
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As long as you sit for my ladies kids.

Puddles said he would sit to all female kids 16 and above who grew up with out a father.
 
all the whey said:
As long as you sit for my ladies kids.

Puddles said he would sit to all female kids 16 and above who grew up with out a father.
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Damn, her kids are both single digits. Off to meet her for lunch..no babysitter required but I got ya on speed dial.
 
javaguru said:
We actually went to Biaggi's...
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What is Biaggi's?

Give me the rest of the details!!@!
 
all the whey said:
What is Biaggi's?

Give me the rest of the details!!@!
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http://www.ttownguide.com/biaggis_ristorante_italiano.html

http://www.biaggis.com/
We met at 1:30

She had bruschetta and two bud lights

I had the Italian beef sandwich and a greens salad tossed in olive oil and vinegar with feta cheese, plus one bud light.

Talked for a couple of hours then walked around the outside mall talking. Date ended about 4:45 as she had to go to a "purse party" and parent teacher conference. I had to get some work done.
 
javaguru said:
http://www.ttownguide.com/biaggis_ristorante_italiano.html

http://www.biaggis.com/
We met at 1:30

She had bruschetta and two bud lights

I had the Italian beef sandwich and a greens salad tossed in olive oil and vinegar with feta cheese, plus one bud light.

Talked for a couple of hours then walked around the outside mall talking. Date ended about 4:45 as she had to go to a "purse party" and parent teacher conference. I had to get some work done.
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Damn bro you are a balla!!

I would have "suggested" we get the $8.99 Half and Half Special. Then, I would have bought a gift certificate and used it to save 10%.

It is better to just pound a couple of beers in the parking lot. If she is a classy broad, then get a bottle of wine and drink it at a park on the tailgate of your truck.

What was she wearing. A sexy/slutty I am horny I need Java to service my sexual needs? Or, a sexy/reserved I want Java to raise my kids and buy me a house?
 
all the whey said:
Damn bro you are a balla!!

I would have "suggested" we get the $8.99 Half and Half Special. Then, I would have bought a gift certificate and used it to save 10%.

It is better to just pound a couple of beers in the parking lot. If she is a classy broad, then get a bottle of wine and drink it at a park on the tailgate of your truck.

What was she wearing. A sexy/slutty I am horny I need Java to service my sexual needs? Or, a sexy/reserved I want Java to raise my kids and buy me a house?
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She came directly from her office so she was wearing her work attire. A domestic bottle of beer is only $3.00.

What bottle of MD 20/20 do you suggest for a first date..grape or orange?
 
javaguru said:
She came directly from her office so she was wearing her work attire. A domestic bottle of beer is only $3.00.

What bottle of MD 20/20 do you suggest for a first date..grape or orange?
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lol

She pretty cool?

Any major issues surface?

How long has she been divorced?
 
all the whey said:
lol

She pretty cool?

Any major issues surface?

How long has she been divorced?
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Yeah, pretty cool but I definitely see some "princess" traits. However, being slightly under 4'11" and 90 pounds she probably needs help doing certain things. She PMS's one day a month..mental note to avoid contact with her. Her divorce is very recent so I'm keeping my eye out for crazy baby daddy issues when he finally figures out she's dating. Also, since she's recently divorced all the "guy friends" are working their game trying to get with her...even her ex-husband's friends...bad bro material. :) However, I'm used to dealing with...date a decent looking chick that's cool to hang out with and it comes with the territory. A lot of beta male lurkers trying to make game from the friend zone. :)
 
She's definitely attractive (don't like blondes but the fact that she's short makes her extra cute IMHO). Based on the ancillaries... hit it (if you want) but don't get in deep. Too much drama for a guy who doesn't seem to want or need it.

... jus' keepin it real.
 
javaguru said:
Yeah, pretty cool but I definitely see some "princess" traits. However, being slightly under 4'11" and 90 pounds she probably needs help doing certain things. She PMS's one day a month..mental note to avoid contact with her. Her divorce is very recent so I'm keeping my eye out for crazy baby daddy issues when he finally figures out she's dating. Also, since she's recently divorced all the "guy friends" are working their game trying to get with her...even her ex-husband's friends...bad bro material. :) However, I'm used to dealing with...date a decent looking chick that's cool to hang out with and it comes with the territory. A lot of beta male lurkers trying to make game from the friend zone. :)
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Yes, ex hub's do freak out when they find out she is dating. (even when they are dating also)

You are right about recently divorced hot girls having "friends" all over them. They love the new attention, and it makes things more difficult.

It sucks you can't tell her that her friends want to bang her, because never believe. (or want to admit it) You can't tell the guys that they are wasting their time with the friend thing, because they just bad mouth you to her.

I just try to be extra nice to them. Invite them out for drinks with us. Then, they see their roll.
 
all the whey said:
Yes, ex hub's do freak out when they find out she is dating. (even when they are dating also)

You are right about recently divorced hot girls having "friends" all over them. They love the new attention, and it makes things more difficult.

It sucks you can't tell her that her friends want to bang her, because never believe. (or want to admit it) You can't tell the guys that they are wasting their time with the friend thing, because they just bad mouth you to her.

I just try to be extra nice to them. Invite them out for drinks with us. Then, they see their roll.
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She had one of her friends, and her husband's, book a seven night vacation in the bahamas with her. He e-mailed her informing her of it yesterday. She had to shoot him down and tell him he was always going to be in the friend zone. At least she is smart enough to realize what guys are doing when they do stuff like that....he was playing like they would go as friends and she said," Yeah, we would arrive and there would only be one bed and he would be all over me the entire time." :)
 
javaguru said:
She had one of her friends, and her husband's, book a seven night vacation in the bahamas with her. He e-mailed her informing her of it yesterday. She had to shoot him down and tell him he was always going to be in the friend zone. At least she is smart enough to realize what guys are doing when they do stuff like that....he was playing like they would go as friends and she said," Yeah, we would arrive and there would only be one bed and he would be all over me the entire time." :)
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God some men are SUCH idiots. Don't they get that she would respect them if they would just come out like a freaking adult and say, "Damn I would LOVE to hit it w/you. What do you say, you and me spend a few days away NSA, shits and giggles no expectations" and let her decide if she wants to roll with it.

:rolleyes: Jayzus, she's recently divorced hottie w/kids - no time for bullshit.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
God some men are SUCH idiots. Don't they get that she would respect them if they would just come out like a freaking adult and say, "Damn I would LOVE to hit it w/you. What do you say, you and me spend a few days away NSA, shits and giggles no expectations" and let her decide if she wants to roll with it.

:rolleyes: Jayzus, she's recently divorced hottie w/kids - no time for bullshit.
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javaguru said:
She had one of her friends, and her husband's, book a seven night vacation in the bahamas with her. He e-mailed her informing her of it yesterday. She had to shoot him down and tell him he was always going to be in the friend zone. At least she is smart enough to realize what guys are doing when they do stuff like that....he was playing like they would go as friends and she said," Yeah, we would arrive and there would only be one bed and he would be all over me the entire time." :)
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lol

Props to her for realizing it and not using him.

I would beat the fuck out of him if he tried to take an exwife of any of my friends on vacation, or for even playing the friend shit.
 
all the whey said:
lol

Props to her for realizing it and not using him.

I would beat the fuck out of him if he tried to take an exwife of any of my friends on vacation, or for even playing the friend shit.
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Tell me about it. I think he's still going to put a new sink in at her house this weekend...lol. Guys can be pathetic....
 
javaguru said:
Tell me about it. I think he's still going to put a new sink in at her house this weekend...lol. Guys can be pathetic....
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lololl

That is so true! I knew a girl who helped this newly single girl by putting up a fence for her dog, mounting a tv, moving all her stuff, putting furnature toghther etc.

I told him that was nice of him to put the bed together so she could bang guys that wouldn't help her move.lol

Hot women have it made.
 
all the whey said:
lololl

That is so true! I knew a girl who helped this newly single girl by putting up a fence for her dog, mounting a tv, moving all her stuff, putting furnature toghther etc.

I told him that was nice of him to put the bed together so she could bang guys that wouldn't help her move.lol

Hot women have it made.
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lol....
 
javaguru said:
Her office staff unanimously voted Nick Lachey...
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She is a Dr. right?

Why don't you set me up with one of her office workers.

We could double. I would make out with her the whole time making you two very uncomfortable.
 
javaguru said:
The pharmacist chick at Kroger voted Nick Lachey too.
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Damn bro!@

I bet your good looking enough to have girls install a sink for you!!!!!!!!#t6
 
all the whey said:
She is a Dr. right?

Why don't you set me up with one of her office workers.

We could double. I would make out with her the whole time making you two very uncomfortable.
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Which one do you want set up with? They dressed up like Dr. Heather for Halloween.

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javaguru said:
Which one do you want set up with? They dressed up like Dr. Heather for Halloween.

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I think the girl in the pink looks the closest to her. But, I will only double with you if she wears her Dr. Heather costume. That is the closest I'll get to be you for a day.
 
all the whey said:
I think the girl in the pink looks the closest to her. But, I will only double with you if she wears her Dr. Heather costume. That is the closest I'll get to be you for a day.
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:lmao:
I'll see what I can do about getting you a date.
 
javaguru said:
:lmao:
I'll see what I can do about getting you a date.
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Sweet!!!

Do you think I can get her to call me Java?
 
javaguru said:
Maybe....I'll see if Dr. heather will let us ghost ride her Tahoe..
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Sweet I will get a Star Trek uniform just like yours!!!!!!!!!!!##3gh
 
javaguru said:
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Who is the broad in the middle? If she is taken, then who is the broad on the right?
 
javaguru said:
You're giving off a desperate vibe tonight bor.... :worried:
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I just was hoping the old one was her mom. I would love to be banging your gf's mom.

I would have to have the "talk" with you when you came to court her.
 
all the whey said:
I just was hoping the old one was her mom. I would love to be banging your gf's mom.

I would have to have the "talk" with you when you came to court her.
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Yeah, that's her mom....lol
 
javaguru said:
Yeah, that's her mom....lol
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Sweet!

After I have the "talk" with you. I will take her mom upstairs and bang her hard so you two hear it while you are watching a movie.
 
javaguru said:
:worried:
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If you bring my lady's daughter home late.

I would have to spank her. :evil:
 
jh1 said:
You're the master of the the slow burn self bump.

Jeezuz bro.
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Years of experience on EF, once you master the dark side and become a sith lord you'll be able to do it too....
 
all the whey said:
If you bring my lady's daughter home late.

I would have to spank her. :evil:
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She asked me over to her place later tonight. Unfortunately for you, she doesn't live with her mother..lolllloll..
 
Bro... stop kicking the dead horse, the thread has been dead for days but you keep selectively timing you bumps in an attempt to breath life back into it.

Fuck.... we get it. You're fucking a hot chic.
 
jh1 said:
Bro... stop kicking the dead horse, the thread has been dead for days but you keep selectively timing you bumps in an attempt to breath life back into it.

Fuck.... we get it. You're fucking a hot chic.
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There has been some confusion based on the other thread as well about what chick I'm talking about. Thanx for the bump bro....
 
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