a. work for your parents.
b. be the only person who knows how to fix the computers, the phone system, the office equipment, the software, and able to move the heavy stuff. then, most days you'll have nothing to do.
8am - arrive with breakfast burrito, spend the next 45 minutes eating it while surfing EF.
9am - change backup tape, done in 60 seconds
10am - bldg fire drill, outside for 30 minutes
10:30 - search for an email my boss wanted (couldn't find it)
10:40 - EF surfing
11:46am - typing this post.
8am - arrive with breakfast burrito, spend the next 45 minutes eating it while surfing EF.
9am - change backup tape, done in 60 seconds
10am - bldg fire drill, outside for 30 minutes
10:30 - search for an email my boss wanted (couldn't find it)
10:40 - EF surfing
11:46am - typing this post.