Injected 20 cc's of hippopotamus's saliva and died - Should I see a doctor?

[Mr LuCiFa]

hey bigbazooka
this is Mr. Lucifa here
what the f*k are u doing sneakin out of hell!!
get bak in here!

 

[wildcat]

If i mix hippopotamus saliva and clam butter oil... CAN I DRINK IT?a

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Hey Willy ROFLMFAO, Bro, that was tha funniest post i've ever read on this board. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Tight Song.

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Willy can you email me that program?

 

[CRUSHER]

THIS IS TRULY SOME SCARY SHIT!!!!

 

[bulkhead]

NAH

NO EVERYBODY KNOWS HIPPO SALIVA ONLY HAS A 12 HOUR HALFLIFE WAIT A WHILE YOU WILL BE FINE

 

[WeeMan]

Sup,

You'll be fine as long as you didnt inject over 100ccs. What YOU did however is cool I guess it's got a few sides like acne,death, stank, lose of hair as long as you only died though youll be cool the sides are wayy worth the gains

Peace
WeeMan

 

[liftsiron]

Are you sure that it was hippo spit, and not some fat guys cum? Where did you say it got injected?

 

[Ercole]

Wrong fluid

Hippopotamus saliva will do NOTHING for muscle growth. Hippo semen, however, is full of test and other growth factors. It's best absorbed rectally. Here's how you do it:

1. Fly to Africa.

2. Rent a female hippo costume.

3. Wearing the costume, loiter near a hippo watering hole and from time to time sort of wag your rump back and forth.

4. If you're lucky, the hippo bulls will come running.

5. Warning: do not "inject" more than five hippo loads per day ... not because you'll get too much test, but because -- after that much hot hippo love -- you may require reconstructive surgery.

 

[BigBazooka]

Re: NAH

NO EVERYBODY KNOWS HIPPO SALIVA ONLY HAS A 12 HOUR HALFLIFE WAIT A WHILE YOU WILL BE FINE

Great. So i got better, but now i have a pair of 18-inch buck teeth. I didn't know that hippopotamimastia could occur with such a low dose!!