I'm never helping anybody again

[DaMan]

I teach a Tae Bo infringment class in LA and after one of my classes a fairly out of shape girl asked me for some tips on fat loss because she wanted an ass like mine (I don't get it either) and was going on spring break.

Out of the goodness of my heart I typed her a LONG email that would have made this board proud. It covered cardio (75%hr vs anaerobic cardio vs windsprints), diet (ketogenic vs 40/30/30, body for life vs ckd etc.), and finally supplements (eca).

Rather than thanking me, the bitch forwarded my email to my boss who emailed me asking NOT to recommend ephedrine to anyone b/c of legal liability and it's banned (I know, ephedrine is where ephedra isn't, blah) etc. etc. etc. My boss was cool about it and completely right. As far as the girl goes... That's just FUCKED UP.

 

[macrophage69alpha]

Ridiculous...

 

[Testosterone Spike]

dont let the broad get you down.
the world, and this board rely on people like yourself for education.
there will always be people who are unappreciative. just keep doing what youre doing.
peace
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[The Terminator]

People come into where I am working and ask me....what can I take to get me big AND ripped. But not too big.
I'll let you know as soon as I figure it out. Everybody wants some magic pill and when you lay it out for them they are like "Fuck that is gonna be hard, nope I can't do that" Damn slackers!

 

[brutus_98]

First of all you should have been suspect when she said she wanted an *ass like yours*. I am not sure what you look like, maybe you should post some pics…jk….lol , but it sounds to me like what she wanted was your cock not fitness advice.

Seriously it’s like the Terminator said, everyone wants an easy way out. People scrutinize the shit out of advice that they can’t accept. They look for any inconsistency to debunk what you say. The funny thing about this is the bitch will still be fat next spring break and yes it is very fucked up.

 

[jack hust]

she sounds like a bitch to me next time you see her say something you notice about her like did your ass get wider must be that desk job you have

 

[Fe3]

foward this to your boss please.


Dear Sir,

Please do not let this man advocate " body for life", or bill phillips. He was wrong and doing so and i think he should be punished. Ephedrine is o.k. but body for life is bad, it should be banned and illegal everywhere.

thanks

(hehehehe)

funny huh

 

[Maxx Out]

Next time recommend jelly doughnuts for her FAT ASS!

That's what u get for tryin' to help out! Fuckin' CUNT!!!


Maxx >>>>>

 

[DrJMW]

I feel for you. Unfortunately, the mainstream will not accept unconventional thinking until the government and every "authority" puts its stamp on it. Conventional research and discovery takes forever. All of the best inventors/discoveries were done in garages, not in government labs. It always takes a few mavaricks to turn the tide. I have been checking out the eDiets website and board. This is as mainstream as it gets. You still see recommendations for high carb, low fat diets for everyone; how great weight watcher is; how bad Atkins/low carb is; how no one properly exercises; how no one recognized that they have hormonal and genetic problems that need to be addressed. Starvation and overfeeding--that's mainstream and that's why the fat keep getting fatter and become resistant to everything. When I worked at World Gym, we were not alloed to push anything but the director's supplements and the director's diet (low fat, low quality protein, mod carb). BTW, the director was a former BB competitor who used pharmaceutical supplementation.

The good news is that we have this Board..obviously, there are many progressive thinkers here who think outside the box. I think that I am very close to solving the obesity problem. Will my program ever become mainstream? Who knows. If I can help a handful of people, great. If I wanted to save the world, I would have joined the Peace Corps.

 

[bwood]

funny.....

foward this to your boss please.


Dear Sir,

Please do not let this man advocate " body for life", or bill phillips. He was wrong and doing so and i think he should be punished. Ephedrine is o.k. but body for life is bad, it should be banned and illegal everywhere.

thanks

(hehehehe)

funny huh

 

[barbell265]

messed up...

Man ohh man, I agree with the majority on this one Bro'. Don't let one idiot get you down. There are still alot of people out there who are willing to listen and heed the advice of the people who know. Maybe she did want your dick, who knows, but if she did it was messed up to send the email to your boss. Next time you see her say something to the effect of, " looks like you dropped a few pounds, from your fat belly to your ass!", Andrew Dice Clay is the KING!

Later Bro', don't let the fools of the court get you down...


Barbell265...

 

[Swoleyoley]

you did a good deed brotha, don't let the bitch get you down for giving her great advice..fuck it next the fat bitch comes in tell her you can nolonger teach her due to her sexual harrassment...

 

[shreddedmass]

remind me of that one fat bitch in GNC when i was getting my protien there, she was infront of me asking if their is anything that can help her loose 35pounds in 2 weeks for weading, she wants to wear size 5 or something, i was laughing my ass off, I also love it when person who is 60lb overweight and smokes pack a day , asks me what i eat, and when i tell them , they say aint that too much food, aint that bad for u wile she eating burger king whoper at 10 in the evening and chuging it down with milkshake , im like what the fuk look who is talking u probably gonna die of cancer or from being so over weight and u talking about my health , thats so funny.

 

[Keiser Sosa]

Don't worry

Ugly chicks get mad when they can't get a dude into the sack!

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

Next time recommend jelly doughnuts for her FAT ASS!

That's what u get for tryin' to help out! Fuckin' CUNT!!!


Maxx >>>>>

my thoughts exactly

 

[firstenrgy]

As far as the girl goes... That's just FUCKED UP.

Your right Bro, she did you wrong. Don't let her get you bitter. Just chuckle at her stupidity.
firstenrgy

 

[bwood]

Rather than thanking me, the bitch forwarded my email to my boss who emailed me asking NOT to recommend ephedrine to anyone b/c of legal liability and it's banned (I know, ephedrine is where ephedra isn't, blah) etc. etc. etc. My boss was cool about it and completely right. As far as the girl goes... That's just FUCKED UP.

You have, of course, with your access to the
records at the club, written her phone number
down in the appropriate places with; federal narc,
STD, questionable feminine hygiene issues and
any other issues she could possibly have. Most
clubs have your work address too....
Just my 2 cents

 

[Prometheus]

you did a good deed brotha, don't let the bitch get you down for giving her great advice..fuck it next the fat bitch comes in tell her you can nolonger teach her due to her sexual harrassment...

thats a good one.

 

[gUiLe]

I know a lot of bro's say to just shrug it off, but it's not that easy.
I have been in the same boat before. It just sucks because sometimes we are so enthusiastic about fitness, that we want
to share with other people (especially those who NEED it). Live
and learn though. Dude, what you did was nice, and form the
heart. What goes around comes around. She will get bad karma
for her actions. You will get GOOD karma for yours. You just got
karma!

 

[Charles Ray]

We all get burned by FAT BITCHES at some time or another. They're always asking for advice but never take it....Then they have the nerve to criticize you on the advice u gave them and how "u're too into working out and that you should live life instead of wasting it by working out" type shit.

When helping someone ... NEVER DO MORE THAN 50% OF THE WORK BECAUSE YOU END UP GETTING FRUSTRATED AND THEY END UP RESENTING YOU. I live by this!

 

[louis]

fat bitches always wonder why nobody likes them

 

[PlateheadJim]

Fat Girls and Blow Jobs

You should have told her you would allow her to blow you!

This would calm her down as it works sort of like a tranquilizer for fat women.. Of course make sure she keeps her clothes on and remembers it's not a twinkie!