I'm in the doghouse with the wife

[Testosterone boy]

Update.....

Well, It's been a couple/few weeks since the telescope incident. In fact, I agreed to get rid of the telescope altogether. I actually gave the telescope to my wife. Now she has it in her office in Long Beach that overlooks Long Beach Harbor and the Queen Mary. All was well for a while....

She came by unannounced today for lunch with my 2yr old son and saw a pair of binoculars on the credenza facing the window. She shook her head in disgust and left with my son and hasn't said word one to me since.

I guess I'm back in the doghouse.

You serious?

OK...I believe it.

You screwed up.

It is easier to believe the telescope story for looking at the ocean than a binocular story in my opinion.

I feel your pain orb. Hot chicks in scanty clothes....hard not to watch.

 

[Juice Authority]

You serious?

OK...I believe it.

You screwed up.

It is easier to believe the telescope story for looking at the ocean than a binocular story in my opinion.

I feel your pain orb. Hot chicks in scanty clothes....hard not to watch.

You're telling me. These chicks wear next to nothing when they go to that particular gym. As they're leaving you can see the sweat spot between their crouch if your focus right. It's very distracting to say the least.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You're telling me. These chicks wear next to nothing when they go to that particular gym. As they're leaving you can see the sweat spot between their crouch if your focus right. It's very distracting to say the least.

Do us a favor and hide your scopes when not in use orb.

 

[Dial_tone]

Put 'em in a drawer when you're done, broski.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Put 'em in a drawer when you're done, broski.

I think we are related orb:

1) I like big ones.

2) Dad says he is part black.



Must be related.

 

[EnderJE]

Update.....

Well, It's been a couple/few weeks since the telescope incident. In fact, I agreed to get rid of the telescope altogether. I actually gave the telescope to my wife. Now she has it in her office in Long Beach that overlooks Long Beach Harbor and the Queen Mary. All was well for a while....

She came by unannounced today for lunch with my 2yr old son and saw a pair of binoculars on the credenza facing the window. She shook her head in disgust and left with my son and hasn't said word one to me since.

I guess I'm back in the doghouse.

I smell NBC sitcom material here. On a new heart-warming episode of Joey...

 

[Dial_tone]

Lol

 

[crew9]

Update.....

Well, It's been a couple/few weeks since the telescope incident. In fact, I agreed to get rid of the telescope altogether. I actually gave the telescope to my wife. Now she has it in her office in Long Beach that overlooks Long Beach Harbor and the Queen Mary. All was well for a while....

She came by unannounced today for lunch with my 2yr old son and saw a pair of binoculars on the credenza facing the window. She shook her head in disgust and left with my son and hasn't said word one to me since.

I guess I'm back in the doghouse.

If this isn't a joke post then wow you're stupid haha

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

She came by unannounced today for lunch with my 2yr old son and saw a pair of binoculars on the credenza facing the window. She shook her head in disgust and left with my son and hasn't said word one to me since.
I guess I'm back in the doghouse.

[slaps forehead] I really hope there isn't a third time....

 

[Wynn]

D'oh!